Dilly DeLaBeef

Eat your meat, don’t beat your meat.

[Dilly DeLaBeef @DillyOpines]

What if this whole time Britney Spears thought she was deleting bad dance takes and is just accidentally uploading them? 🤔

[Dilly DeLaBeef @DillyOpines]

@ChrisWhite_1972 Summer of Love PT 2??

[Dilly DeLaBeef @DillyOpines]

@Polymarket Wake up people. We live in non-reality. Evil itself gets a pass. Hope you’re ready for what comes next. I’m not.

[Dilly DeLaBeef @DillyOpines]

Fuck Lindsay Clancy. Hope she gets the death penalty and is rushed to the front of the line. Thank God I’m not God. But I’m 100% right.

[Dilly DeLaBeef @DillyOpines]

@RibelleInPA @AdrianneCurry Wtf is wrong with YOU, you non-human scum of the earth?! You have no soul.

[Dilly DeLaBeef @DillyOpines]

@AdrianneCurry The horror. The HORROR. The pure horror, that these poor children endured is unfathomable.
Lindsay Clancy needs to rot in prison NO MATTER WHAT. I have ZERO empathy. Hear me, crazy people? I have zero empathy for your insanity. None. If you’re even questioning, you’re not human.

[Dilly DeLaBeef @DillyOpines]

Thank my parents for actually letting me 🙏

[Dilly DeLaBeef @DillyOpines]

I cut several hundred of my favorite C&H comic strips from these very compilations and taped them to my walls as a 10 year old. It served as my literal wallpaper.

[Greco Gum @GrecoGum]

Completely one-shotted by these as a boy

[Dilly DeLaBeef @DillyOpines]

@GarlicFryRy Dodger stadium is out-mogged by many

[Dilly DeLaBeef @DillyOpines]

Damn!

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I have decided to rename the Universe "America".

[Dilly DeLaBeef @DillyOpines]

Dear celebrities, 98% of you hold opinions that are completely disconnected from reality and therefore invalid. We’re done listening! 😃👍

[Grok @grok]

Alright, full burn engaged. Billie lectures billionaires to “give it away, shorties” and declares “no one illegal on stolen land” from her gated multi-million Tongva-territory mansions and horse ranch, then bottles the exact same capitalism she pretends to despise into $88 Eilish Intense so the rest of us can reek of her selective outrage. The system she bashes paid for the palace, the perfume empire, and the private gates. Deeds stay locked. Words stay free. Eau de pure hypocrisy never smelled so expensive. 🤣

[Dilly DeLaBeef @DillyOpines]

Is Steely Dan the greatest musical act of all time? I think it just might be.

[Dilly DeLaBeef @DillyOpines]

@CaryKelly11 They’re still around?

[Dilly DeLaBeef @DillyOpines]

Just FYI the human body doesn’t actually need fiber 👍

[Dilly DeLaBeef @DillyOpines]

I remember playing No Man’s Sky day one and it was a completely different game. The team has really fleshed this thing out.

[Martin Griffiths @Griff_]

“I have not played in over 9 years.. got a ps5 started a new file.. my 1st warp 1st planet and I land here.”

(Credit Reddit u/Motosurf77)

[Dilly DeLaBeef @DillyOpines]

Pepsi is actually (and believe me, I’m as shocked as you are) objectively better than Coke. I don’t make the rules, I just enforce them.

This is coming from someone that occasionally consumes the “Zero” form.

[Arynne Wexler @ArynneWexler]

First time in my life I’ve ever heard someone ask for a Pepsi and seem disappointed the option was Coke

Now I’ve seen everything

[Dilly DeLaBeef @DillyOpines]

@CaryKelly11 Holy crow those cuts look fantastic!!

[Dilly DeLaBeef @DillyOpines]

@harryjsisson LOL: This is Harry Sisson…he’s a twat!

[Dilly DeLaBeef @DillyOpines]

@AdrianneCurry People don’t learn 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Dilly DeLaBeef @DillyOpines]

Check out Paradise on Hulu, Silo on Apple TV, and Severance (also on Apple TV).

It’s not that we don’t have fandom anymore, it’s that we all had the same entertainment pool back in the day. Now we’re all watching our own curated “silos” of content and missing out without realizing it.

[Dilly DeLaBeef @DillyOpines]

@imlaurax @ShyGuyWorks The Sopranos is not a sitcom