Chunky but Funky

WA to the LBC to CWU #respectmyregion

[Chunky but Funky @DillyPicklez]

She loves adventure, and I love her, but she don't love me.

[Chunky but Funky @DillyPicklez]

"How do you push yourself to succeed?"
Me: "C'mon D, you fat little bitch boy."

[Chunky but Funky @DillyPicklez]

@AJFriese @Coach_Leach Y'all still have the cabin so you can put him up for the night?

[An Al Dente Chonker @djsteveasaurus]

Preseason or not, game day is game day gotta rep @Mike_Daniels76 and @packers

[Chunky but Funky @DillyPicklez]

When a company you intern with for a year tries to run you through a temp agency for minimum wage.

[Chunky but Funky @DillyPicklez]

Kaep couldn't even get any love from the two most liberal and sympathetic markets in the NFL. That says something about owners.

[Chunky but Funky @DillyPicklez]

People act like having money overshadows hundreds of years of injustice.

[Chunky but Funky @DillyPicklez]

It's crazy how much people hate @Kaepernick7 just because dude has more money than them and wants to stand for something.

[Christian LaMontagne @LaMontaneMG]

$CROOG€ McDUCKIN'

[Chunky but Funky @DillyPicklez]

Some people are so into types, they don't see the beauty in everything else a person does.

[Chunky but Funky @DillyPicklez]

Wow. I still get nervous when I talk to her to this day.

[Chunky but Funky @DillyPicklez]

That's kind of weak how the two other dude's in Aminé's cypher spit with established rapper's cadences.

[Chunky but Funky @DillyPicklez]

Only in America do people say raunchy, disgusting things to you, then threaten to blast you on all social media when you don't play.

[Chunky but Funky @DillyPicklez]

When you think the universe is in your favor, then you accidentally match with your ex on tinder. Why are you testing me universe?

[Chunky but Funky @DillyPicklez]

These home fries taste like butter and my first kiss. Take me home country road!!!!

[Chunky but Funky @DillyPicklez]

We don't want these candidates any more than you do world. Sincerely, concerned citizen.

[Chunky but Funky @DillyPicklez]

When you feel like a jerkoff for being a jerkoff as an awkward teenager with no social skills. #nineyearslater

[Chunky but Funky @DillyPicklez]

Sometimes I just scroll through my Facebook friends and scream "Just let me love you, you stupid bitch!" at my phone screen.

[Chunky but Funky @DillyPicklez]

Sometimes you have to stop straining and let the shit happen. #tweetsfromthethrone

[Chunky but Funky @DillyPicklez]

@MessiahFife for the sake of his life after football he should consider it. Or else he'll be stuck in the recliner with those back problems