Dillyard

Moody fuck

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

And suddenly the man waking up for work at 5AM is no longer your dad

It’s you

[Dillyard @Dillyard]

@quindigon512 @silentssalt I’m actually going to hunt you down, I know where you live and I will sit in the bushes in front of your house and wait until you leave for work. I will then pounce on you as if I am a mighty lion stalking his pray. Oppa Gangnam Style

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

The Kings

[🔛🔝 @killingherass]

retweet if you actually just fucking hate AI

[MAX @616WAYNE]

I DO NOT “MEAL PREP” I DO NOT “BUDGET GROCERIES” I BUY FOOD WHEN IM HUNGRY AND IF IM BROKE I KILL MYSELF

[David Grossman @davidgross_man]

Man, to write like this

[JustTheFacts! ⚓️ 🇺🇸🦅 @JustTheFacts_68]

This… 👇👇👇👇👇

[dr. alejandro @iamtheFLYEST]

I’m scared of yo ass.

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

Senior government official declares the opposition party domestic extremists as military and masked federal agents are deployed to opposition strongholds

[Walnut @WalrusBot77]

@RobertSkvarla They always use timeless/old timey imagery and comparisons: "Chocolate candy, pumpkin pie..."

True modern folk music should use modern imagery: "baconator, midget porn..."

[Dillyard @Dillyard]

@quindigon512 @nocontextmemes based

[GoliathFan1952 @ByYourLogic]

Paraphrasing a locked account I saw this quote tweeted on, but Trump is shilling his most unpopular piece of legislation of all time, and just bombed Iran (also widely hated). Dem leadership spending any amount of time smearing Zohran right now tells you all you need to know

[Doobus Goobus @DoobusGoobus]

Lilo and Stitch, But it's all Wrong!

[Hasan 👁‍🗨 @flackospalace]

White supremacists are watering down ppl doing Nazi salutes to a song called “Heil Hitler” as simply ‘singing a song’

[Centrism Fan Acct 🔹 @Wilson__Valdez]

If you said during the campaign that a Trump admin would deport (fully vetted) non-violent black/brown refugees, while importing a Whites only group of immigrants, you would be called a hysterical, race-baiter with a severe case of TDS.

And now...