Dilski News

CLE/Akron, OH....All the latest and hotest news from yours truly. Daily jokes, news, and sports updates will be provided in dilski fashion.

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@FortniteGame Okay guys, I keep getting put in the queue and after about 10 minutes it says “Party Not Available.” Please help me out.

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How come ghosts can't have any kids? Because they have Hallow Weenies

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NBA refs these days are softer than a Kleenex tissue

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@awwww @KatrinaReneeee yeaaaaa you might want to get checked out cause I think you've lost some O2 flow to the brain

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@Ryan_D_Blair15 that's where you are wrong. People just don't want to go on adventures with your dumbass because they don't want to get lost

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@LUVurbanattire @spiItfiji @UrbanAttires how many do they hold

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@Airbnb tell Sydney to keep his or her secrets to themself

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@jstorres Torres I hope you're daughter is getting a heck of an allowance this month

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@ScottPopescu @spiItfiji look at this blonde with the doink doink turkeys done #employeeofthemonth

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Bae: Come over
Me: I can't I'm in Daytona
Bae: I have chick fil a nuggets WITH sauce
Me:

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@megansteffa the plugs lil baby must be fully charged

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@TotaIIy_Amazing @FoodRecipeGifs I'm sure these guys did all of their research in bars.... I means labs!

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@Garcia_Erick17 I wonder why? Probably because you're brain is constantly thinking about why you tweet the shit you do

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@DanielHless have another edible homie!

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When she won't dance with you #denied

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This one's for you @BauerOutage @DukeMBB GO DUKE! From Daytona Beach.

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@ShawnJones_10 why don't you GUYS get a room!

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@ArianaPlayGirl Here ya go have fun!

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When girls say they're lesbians its such a turnoff for guys. Like you will never find a boyfriend talking like that.