Dimocracy

British citizen journalism equipped with satire. Following politics, memes, and whatever the latest dim thing is. Proud member of Restore Britain

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Fellow Brits - this UK political anarchy is all a bit tiring, isn’t it? Welcome to Dim-ocracy.

Here’s a cheerful compilation of 1% of the chaos we’ve endured under he-who-must-not-be-blamed..

100% made using @grok (except the music)...sorry Keir.

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@BasilTheGreat Not a Phone Box Wanker in sight, it's a Christmas miracle 🫡

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@Bricky2023 @electionmapsuk @Survation I've recently noticed a lot of aggression online about boomers, like these people want to get revenge on the elderly. Pronouns in every bio. It's a good thing the assisted suicide bill didn't go through..

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@ukboomers @GBNEWS The government pays better rent for them too John, you can take Margaret on that cruise she keeps talking about

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@ArchRose90 I've turned you into a diverse snowman to appease Lenny Henry, Chris

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@Lakesman5 @steverichards14 There's a sliding scale. If you pay the BBC broadband tax they invite you to join the Cabinet

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@PolitlcsUK As this is all pure fantasy, how about we also tax the global internet to subsidise the price of Freddos in my local Tesco?

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@PeterMcCormack Terrifying. We have low defence spending too but I guess we're picking and choosing here

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@adhorstrebor @JamesMelville For everyone else wondering, I've just checked - Bonkers isn't a strip club

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@SandyofSuffolk You're wrong, Sandy. I can exclusively reveal that Richard Tice's taxes are responsible

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@BurnsideWasTosh Got my paid-for placard ready: #terroristlivesmatter

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@ArchRose90 These four football fans were pre-drinking before a match and couldn't handle their booze. Selling alcohol at football matches will fix this. Next.

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Kinda tragic that I'm hoping the Iranian bomb plotters came over on a small boat as it's the only sure way illegal immigration will be taken seriously by this government

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@PippaCrerar ..This being the election that definitely isn't happening until 2029 (wink)

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This is insane and terrifying. 'Progressive' woke women are destroying our country and corrupting the minds of our youth.

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‼️ THE EDUCATION SYSTEM IS FUCKED. A WOKE TEACHER SENDS HER PUPILS TO THE HEAD DUE TO THEM DEFENDING THEIR RIGHT TO HAVE AN OPINION ON GENDER‼️

🚨Well well well what do we have here!!!

THESE GIRLS NEED A MEDAL.
The teacher needs to be sacked.

Take a listen to this!!!

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@RestoreBritain A round of applause for all the volunteers who professionally campaigned and kept their composure despite the attacks

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@GBNEWS Who are they helping to buy though? Time for the plot twist (to be exactly as expected)

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@PolitlcsUK It is disruptive. It's disruptive to the invasion of the pleasant homeland that we knew and loved

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@GreatBritishTT There's no need to bury time capsules anymore; Royal Mail 2nd Class takes care of it for you..

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@JackElsom I see young Andy is invoking "PLEASE LOVE ME IM BEGGING YOU" protocol

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🚨 NEW: The Government is reportedly considering subsidising Freddos with a £11/month levy on water bills.