Joe Dinan

Die hard Eagles and UVA fan..

[Sean Snyder 🍻 @wolfsny66]

Man. Watching clips of Michelle and Barack speak just shows how utterly inept, incompetent, childish, and narcissistic that orange fuck, and his hooker wife, are.

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

Since the @WhiteHouse and @POTUS is mad about this, please don’t retweet or share

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

This is what happens when everyone around you is too afraid to say, “Sir, that’s fucking stupid”

[Johnny AGI @JohnnyAGI]

They loved Marjorie Taylor Greene, now they hate her.

They loved Thomas Massie, now they hate him.

They loved Lauren Boebert, now they hate her.

They made fun of Biden for nodding off ("Sleepy Joe), now they ignore Trump outright falling asleep.

They put "I Did That" Biden stickers on high gas prices, now they ignore gas prices being even higher.

They bragged about Trump being the no wars President, now they support war.

They bashed Biden for sending money to Ukraine, now they ignore Trump sending money to both Ukraine and Israel.

They demanded the Epstein files, now they bash anyone asking for the Epstein files.

To be a MAGA is to be a slave.

Not physically, but mentally.

They stand for nothing.

We're up against people who stand for nothing.

And with the most misplaced confidence you've ever seen, they try to tell us whats-what.

We shouldn't even acknowledge these people.

The Trump supporters that remain are mentally too far gone.

I don't even want to argue with them anymore.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Watching these adorable kids dunk on trump with brutal honesty is giving me life today.

Enjoy.😆

[Chris Stephens @ChrisStephensMD]

My man

[John Pavlovitz @johnpavlovitz]

He wasn't even a great podcaster.

[Joe Dinan @DinanJoe]

@coachbrucepearl Stop crying MAGA boy!

[Matt Lewis @mattklewis]

Trump is becoming a laughingstock, but if you watch Fox News (I check in on it every day), you have no idea. So if that's all you watch, you'll think everything (including Iran) is going swell. This is part of the reason why Trump can never go below a certain point.

[Tim Miller @Timodc]

Why can’t the first lady speak english? It’s been 10 years since her husband ran for president consider getting a tutor.

[Joe Dinan @DinanJoe]

@Acyn @mehdirhasan I hate him with all my heart….😡

[Joe Dinan @DinanJoe]

@20th_Centurygal

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

Colin Jost, SNL on the firing of Kristi Noem: “Imagine being singled out as the worst person on Trump’s Cabinet. That’s like someone coming up to you at a party and saying: ‘We think you should leave, you’re making Diddy uncomfortable’. ”

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

Well. That made me feel more proudly American than anything Kid Rock has ever done.

[Joe Dinan @DinanJoe]

@BillOReilly

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

Pretty much.

[Matt Lewis @mattklewis]

Imagine being a pro-life Christian who voted to do this to people