Sarah Dines Visits

Satire tweets based on the posts of Sarah Dines MP, Derbyshire Dales.

[Sarah Dines Visits @DinesVisits]

@MichaelTakeMP @sophielouisecc Yes So Pie, you will benefit from our national service scheme and be able to pay back the country that has raised you by cleaning squaddies’ pants, peeling potatoes and learn how to kill foreigners. You will truly be blessed by the Tories.

[Sarah Dines Visits @DinesVisits]

Thank you Miss Rowling for supporting the Tories. @jk_rowling knows we are the party that stand up for women’s rights. Three women Prime Ministers and an end to chauvinistic male jobs in mining and industry.

https://t.co/qo61WEbT0p

[Sarah Dines Visits @DinesVisits]

@thecoastguy Lovely young Neil is not the sort of person to say anything for a tiny grasp of attention either. He is CoastGuy, the latest Avenger, sweeping away the opposition with his manly scrotal sac.

[Sir Michael Take CBE @MichaelTakeMP]

A number of us senior Tories would like Boris back in charge.
Why?
Scandals like the recent #GambleGate would NEVER happen under him.
He is honest
He’s a young dad
He died for us (nearly)
He can get in a fridge
He saved all our lives
He won the Olympics
Hmmm
That’s it
Okay?
🤔
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[Sarah Dines Visits @DinesVisits]

@BorisJohnson I am right behind you Brilliant Boris, the honest and upstanding member who had a firm grip on his bank account

[Sarah Dines Visits @DinesVisits]

@thecoastguy Thank you for supporting hard working, upstanding, truthful and non-betting Tories. You are like a messiah in a trench, proof that a middle age scroat can have a tv show on the mighty GB News! Your voice will help us win!!!

[Sarah Dines Visits @DinesVisits]

Hurray for @UKLabour @Keir_Starmer @RachelReevesMP and their plan to ditch their £28b green investment plan. The attacks by dishy @RishiSunak have been as razor-sharp as his suit. Rather than defend the policy they are handing votes to Greens and the motley @LibDems.

[Sarah Dines Visits @DinesVisits]

@Nigel_Farage As bad as Brexit lies maybe

[Sarah Dines Visits @DinesVisits]

@NadineDorries As shocking as @Conservatives

[Sarah Dines Visits @DinesVisits]

Hi @NadineDorries did you see who’s investiture into the Lord’s it is today?

[Denis Skinner @BolsoverBeast]

My thoughts are with Nadine at this very difficult time.

[Sarah Dines Visits @DinesVisits]

@Nigel_Farage Coutts isn’t spelled with an n, that’s why they don’t want you

[Barry @garside_geoff]

@Nigel_Farage @CouttsandCo Mr Farage

Talking of courtesy...

During the time you were a member of the EU fisheries committee they held 43 meetings. you had the courtesy to attend once.

[Sarah Dines Visits @DinesVisits]

@RhodesGord16512 @Nigel_Farage @CouttsandCo Can you show us laughing stick? 😂😂😂

[Sarah Dines Visits @DinesVisits]

@Nigel_Farage @CouttsandCo You really are a milk maid

[Sarah Dines Visits @DinesVisits]

@Nigel_Farage Who are you?

[Sarah Dines Visits @DinesVisits]

@Keir_Starmer We look forward to you continuing our @Conservatives anti-green and climate change fanning policies. Cough cough.

[Sarah Dines Visits @DinesVisits]

@Nigel_Farage So, just the same as you’ve said about anyone else you mention! Diddums

[Sarah Dines Visits @DinesVisits]

Come on @Keir_Starmer, that lefty @SadiqKhan wants to stop us having wood burning stoves in our London mansions now. There's no smoke without fire. We know which side of the culture wars you are on so step up to the frontline on the right side. #AirPollution

[Sarah Dines Visits @DinesVisits]

Good to see @Keir_Starmer supporting @Conservatives campaign to prevent clean air traffic and climate change tackling policies and hitting back against @SadiqKhan #London #ULEZ. Who wants to tackle #AirPollution & the #ClimateEmergency? Lets celebrate that Starmer doesn't.