John “Bazooka” Dingleton

You can teach an old dog new tricks.

If UAA baseball has 100 fans I am 1 of them, if UAA baseball has 10 fans I am 1 of them, you get the rest

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Spurs looking like the 2026 UW-Whitewater team when regionals roll around.

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@GartrellJacobs Can we get the player that hit a nuke off you in the UAA portal?

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@JohnBeer938 @GartrellJacobs @AlejandroKirkF1 Proof John beer does not know ball 😂. ChatGPT can’t help you out with this one beastmode.

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Couldn’t sleep last night so I thought of the silk soft indoor batting cage nets that Brandeis had. Slept like a baby after.

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My boy left this in my car after playing 18 yesterday. I think it’s time I rethink my friends.

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Just trying to relive the vibes at old Irv Utz @GartrellJacobs

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All eyes on the UChicago Roons now. Would love to buy 4 plain tickets for the “ROON” squad that pulled up to the WashU away game and caused the game to stop in awe.

Make the UAA proud #RollRoons

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@ROsborneNolan 4th?

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@BLEWTHEUAA @NYUTruther @GartrellJacobs @ChadTossesSalad @BillEpstein643 @wilsonivxii @MaxLuvsUAA @JordanBelly6767 Dingleton here. Didn’t catch… but was on the field. 8 more guesses

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All UAA burners to get on a zoom call, the UAA convention, and talk ball for 15-45 minutes. Hard to find stuff to do nowadays.

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@SteinbergS74607 Exactly. The ability to bat over .300 with a 24 inch plate in the UAA doesn’t get the love it needs.

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Do you think pro players ever wonder how many hits they could get off UAA top pitching in 10 ABs?

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@wilsonivxii See what most people don’t understand is the conditions that the UAA plays in. 50 and cloudy with rain is not optimal for driving the baseball. I would say .374 with 20 HRs. No disrespect but I think elite UAA teams can play against mediocre minor league teams.

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@sickofswat @theUAAblower Purchase this for me please. I will Venmo

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Brandeis UAA champions series of events:
WashU swept by Case
Chicago swept by NYU
Brandeis sweeps Emory

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Top 5 moments from the #battleoftheburners game week:
- Field with no outfield fence
- HS players hitting tee into the first base fence all game
- Keith Lee’s walk up song
- Using the softball scoreboard for our game (700 ft away)
- 5hr game @ night in rain #grit
HM: Oong Battle

[John “Bazooka” Dingleton @Dingleton_John]

Ordered a 10 piece McNugget. God I love Boston #thelongway

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@MaxLuvsUAA Touche maxime. Thanks for keeping me in line

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Just thought I’d make this public. The WashU vs. Brandeis #battleoftheburners game was played on a field with no outfield fence (chalk line). UAA never fails to disappoint.

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Emory Stories😱
Last year Emory sent us to the rec showers to clean up. A now graduated student (22yr) walked into the shower butt naked when a 7 year old Asian kid scurried out while taking a quick pause to gander at former players ballsack. Let us know who’s in the wrong ⬇️