Master Shifu

UAA superfan, retired above average ball player, know a thing or two cuz I’ve seen a thing or two

[Master Shifu @MrMasterShifu]

Average love life of male D3 athlete explained (a 🧵)

Freshman year:
go back and forth visiting rocket hs gf at D1 party school (this is peak)

get dumped (canon event), blackout every weekend before teammates set you up w/psycho upperclassman, who has her way with you

[Master Shifu @MrMasterShifu]

@HonestSportsFa5 Fall Sunday morning chop sessions with the fellas to debrief sat night and discuss nfl plays

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@GartrellJacobs @ack_georgeH @MaxLuvsUAA @itychen @RickTossedSalad @wilsonivxii @BenJonny @BLEWTHEUAA @JohnBeer938 @BillEpstein643 The fellas ready to put the most belt to ass beat down since Emory in Waltham 2023

[Master Shifu @MrMasterShifu]

@17gamepace CMC and Trey McBride also caught 100+ passes but everyone wants to fade them

[Master Shifu @MrMasterShifu]

@GartrellJacobs Guy deserves medals for what he did for the judges

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@GartrellJacobs You had my interest with Hank Aaron(wald), but now you have my attention, appreciate the link. Found a new favorite game!

[Master Shifu @MrMasterShifu]

@RicardoMilosUAA BQ is gonna rip so much bag for the judges this year

[Master Shifu @MrMasterShifu]

@KyleM_FF Weekly median is quite literally the biggest form of “Mickey Mouse” that you can possible do, especially in a home league, matchups are what those are all about. Agree on kickers/defense tho

[Master Shifu @MrMasterShifu]

@JohnBeer938 Love that comp, for me it’s JA5 as Gibbs cuz record breaking superstar who is catalyst for a great offense attack, unanimous 1.01 OVR pick for me of UAA legends

[Master Shifu @MrMasterShifu]

@RickTossedSalad Ricky ball knowledge on full display here

[Master Shifu @MrMasterShifu]

@WarrenSully82 @floundertime4L @MaxLuvsUAA @wilsonivxii @GartrellJacobs @ack_georgeH @RickTossedSalad 😭😭 been a whole ass century

[Master Shifu @MrMasterShifu]

@GartrellJacobs Where do I play this

[Master Shifu @MrMasterShifu]

@GraySterIII @itychen Sterling,

Don’t speak ill of one of the most impressive rebuilds in all of D3 sports and not expect to hear it from the judges faithful. Clearly you were begging for me to come into your comment section. Also JP and DC are fucking boys. Let’s play nice!

Respectfully,
Shifu

[Master Shifu @MrMasterShifu]

@FAmmiranteTFJ First rounder!

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Best part of fantasy football is by far sending ur league mates tweets from retards shitting on their players

[Master Shifu @MrMasterShifu]

@dicklester55 And now I’m #disappointed

[Master Shifu @MrMasterShifu]

@dicklester55 Haven’t pulled up a roster this fast since stat glazing prime CWRU Baseball