Shitposter-elected the IV

Average POORtuguese shitposter, promoter of common sense and criticism. My lame claim to fame is CountDankula and Commentiquette replied to one of my tweets

[Shitposter-elected the IV @DinisMartelo]

@HexwaterVolkov @LilithLovett Heard it a thousand times by now, and I appreciate it nonetheless. Don't take this the wrong way but it's just something that I can hear alright. In the end, the break up didn't make sense, it was sudden, we were having the time of our lives and 2 weeks ago we were finding a hous

[Shitposter-elected the IV @DinisMartelo]

@LilithLovett I feel sorry for you Lilith. While my pain is in no way the same magnitude of yours, 3 days ago my gf broke up with me, what was the relationship that started mid year that was finally making up for everything I endured my entire life, it ended with no hope of reunion. It hurts.

[Paul Joseph Watson @PrisonPlanet]

Taking the piss.

[Shitposter-elected the IV @DinisMartelo]

@Shadowshy5 @LilithLovett Or you know, so mad he might try to take over the world.

[Tim Pool @Timcast]

11:59pm

People wait in suspense counting down as 2020 finally comes to an end

5...4...3...2...1...

Phones and computers update all at once

But to their horror it reads

01/01/2020-II

[Shitposter-elected the IV @DinisMartelo]

I can't... I won't...

[Shitposter-elected the IV @DinisMartelo]

@GenericBologna Ya'll wanna fight?

[Shitposter-elected the IV @DinisMartelo]

@laurielei @Timcast @GPrime85 If it doesn't happen with me certainly it doesn't happen anywhere else!

If I haven't gotten rape yet it means no one else got raped! Hurrah!

[Shitposter-elected the IV @DinisMartelo]

@RealYungCripp I want to save this video and show it to everyone else, jesus this is gold

[Shitposter-elected the IV @DinisMartelo]

@HeyCallMeDealer bora os dois faze lo

[Dr. Sydney Watson @SydneyLWatson]

Why do they always look like this?
https://t.co/wAB7hXwOnl

[Paul Joseph Watson @PrisonPlanet]

Londoners will be arrested if they try to leave the country, but 5 flights from Brazil (over 7 million COVID cases) will be landing at Heathrow within the next 10 minutes.

Lunacy.

[_will_👾💨 @ZiGz125]

@CyberpunkGame

[Shitposter-elected the IV @DinisMartelo]

@CyberpunkGame Still running on 15-25 fps. Thanks for nothing.

[Shitposter-elected the IV @DinisMartelo]

@MattHancock COVID KILLED MY DOG AND DID 9/11, DONT LET THE COOL KIDS SMOKE YER CIGARRETES, THATS WHAT THE GOVERMNENT WANTS YOU TO THINK

[Shitposter-elected the IV @DinisMartelo]

@PrisonPlanet I'd choose the 3rd option, in which I'd fist myself so hard I'd be forced to go do a colonoscopy in a hospital and get a pity meeting with the entirety of my family and potentially give them all covid, that way no one would die from a 99% recovery rate virus and we'd be together.