Rebecca Dyer

I hate coriander.
King of Skelpy Bum Mountain.
All tweets and views are my own

[Rebecca Dyer @DinkyBec]

From being abandoned in a box in Romania to posing in Glasgow.

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

nobody wants this

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

literally nobody asked for this

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

Interviewer: Can you perform under pressure?

Me: I can do the Bowie part, but I don't have the upper range to sing the Freddie part.

[Miss Ally @MissAlly_01]

At a pub quiz in Glasgow, the final question to win £1000 pounds is, "Take That's first Album had a four word title. The first two words were, 'Take That', what were the second two?"
After a lengthy silence a wee Glesga man stands up & says, "Was it, ya bastard?"

[Rebecca Dyer @DinkyBec]

Rumour is he was inspired after seeing me sing this at the Salmon Leap karaoke on a Friday night

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Harry Styles covers ‘Everybody Wants To Rule The World’ by Tears For Fears for the BBC’s Live Lounge

[Grey's Anatomy @Greysloanok]

McSteamy 🕊️

[Rebecca Dyer @DinkyBec]

@ODEONHelp I emailed on 1st February to cancel my limitless subscription but no one has got back to me yet. Can someone please action before another month comes out my account.

[jp @excesstential]

you should not leave your newlywed wife to embark on a dangerous journey to finalize the sale of an abandoned manor to a suspiciously eager transylvanian noble

[ᥴꪖꪑᦓꪮꪀ 🌞 @Cambone88]

Whatever this man tells you do NOT let him sell you a monorail

#TheSimpsonsGoats #TheSimpsons #SimpsonsForever

[Father Ted Quote of the Day @FrTedQOTD]

"God Ted, it's no use. I'm just so excited about Christmas I can't sleep."

[Buitengebieden @buitengebieden]

😊

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

I know that was the the most embarrassing moment his life 😭

[Niall Harbison @NiallHarbison]

Little Pippilotta has come so far. And she isn't one bit angry. Given what has happened to her she is one of the most gentle souls you'll ever meet.

My friend Sybille has done all the hard rescue and we @wearehappydoggo are finding her perfect home 🥰🙏

[Rebecca Dyer @DinkyBec]

@Vitality_UK my app is not recording all my data. It is showing for Wednesday and today but not thursday and it's not updating my step count

[Rebecca Dyer @DinkyBec]

@Vitality_UK my activity points aren't tracking properly. My steps are not being recognised on the app and missing data for yesterday

[Rebecca Dyer @DinkyBec]

@welaugh_indoors Hahahaha robbie sent me this too

[Rebecca Dyer @DinkyBec]

@Plusnet hello are emails down? I cannot log in to my account

[Rebecca Dyer @DinkyBec]

@welaugh_indoors Him and Tori are awful

[christhebarker @christhebarker]

Hang on a minute…