Dinosaur Tom

70 Million Years Old. Lover of Everything Las Vegas. Wild, Sweet and Cool. Inquire Within.

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My holiday isn't over yet and there's already a book published about it. #Fame #Barcelona

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@JackThompsonFOX How is a living organism illegal for existing? How come we don’t send whales, fish, or birds away when they migrate across silly, pretend borders? Humans are approx 70% water, so are certain types of water illegal too?

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@WFAN660 @craigcartonlive Shocking… One criminal embracing the presence of another criminal. GoSpursGo.

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@SundquistPiper @justdavenow89 Don Jr. + Hunter as a ticket for 2028. The new coke bros.

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@steveetienne3 @TheStingisBack You beat me to it.

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@TheNBABase Be cool if every player from both teams sat on center court until Donnie TACO vacated the premises.

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@DannyDrinksWine The film was marketed to children because it was a comic book way back. Would have performed better if it was rated R and catered to an adult audience in true noir style.

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@jedirich_ It will be a ghost town for baseball after season one in LV. They can win 120 games and no one will care. VGK is the only team that matters is Vegas, 80% of Raiders fans are from California and it will always be like that.

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@EZBreezyT @Phil_Lewis_ Why are we celebrating USA in its darkest hour? Millions of citizens can’t afford food, utility, & gasoline while oligarchs make billions of dollars.

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@m6drop @LuxorLV You do realize that there is these flying inventions called airplanes? You can actually fly to Egypt and experience their culture having your “theme” all of the time.

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@LasVegasLocally AI genius

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@LasVegasLocally We don’t need any more people of Walmart visitors to begin with. Hopefully this we clean up the low value folks from being visible inside the Aria, Cosmopolitan, and Fontainebleau.

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@LasVegasLocally I’m pretty sure you don’t understand the financials of MLB attendance in resort towns.

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@RJ4arizona Hey cunt nugget, all living organisms are a clump of cells. Humans are not exceptional nor is your cultist ideology.

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@DanClarkSports I bet you're a blast at other social gatherings that promote positivity.

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@VeteransforAz Okay, dumbass. I'm sure the water agrees to belong to individual states.

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@barstoolsports Why are academic institutions affiliated with professional sports while a future engineer, nurse, or social worker who likely has no interest in sports has to go into crippling debt to make their careers a reality?

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@niklaus_wetter @Verityk04 @rickyguthridge @VoteSRP @Maxjaslaber @aubrey_savela Being a privileged, racist cunt does not make you a patriot.

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@AZJohnnyC You're still going to lose fuck stick.

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@andybiggs4az More like, Big Cunts.

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@EdenXNOLA You are STILL drop-dead gorgeous thicc or not so thicc. Just be you.