Propofol Papi

SRNA that makes memes. Follow me on IG ⬇️

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Nurses in every single email:

Sincerely,

Jackie Kneof BSN, RN, CCRN, BLS, ACLS, PALS, WAP, DTF, 3rd grade Spelling Bee champion, 2 classes away from a psych minor

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Hospitals have always encouraged reporting of errors in order to improve patient safety. The #RaDondaVaught verdict proved that anything a healthcare worker reports can be used against them in a court of law. This will only harbor more distrust in the system.

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Gas prices higher than my anemic ass hemoglobin

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Prince William is aging like a new grad nurse on night shift

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I find it hilarious that Canadian truckers are protesting the vaccine because they don’t trust what’s inside but live off of gas station hotdogs

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The CDC recommends only 1 glove when giving a suppository

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The CDC says hand sanitizer for C diff is ight

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@mrfakhrularif For real ☠️

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The CDC’s New Year’s resolution is to be less toxic

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The CDC says healthcare workers got that Amazon Prime isolation

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CDC recommends sleeping in your scrubs after a shift

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The CDC just reversed the code status and told me I’m a fighter

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The CDC said “snitches get stitches”

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The CDC is more indecisive than my shortie picking a place to eat

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The CDC just announced that pineapple belongs on pizza

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The CDC recommends you call your ex because things will be different this time

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Maxed on pressors and a Full Code 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

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These staffing ratios 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

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“WebMD said…..”🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

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Patient: “my daughter works in healthcare” 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

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“Let’s try a 250cc bolus” 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩