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we are all in hell and you should be angry at your parents for bringing you here

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2 years ago I never would’ve dreamed of farting while leading an interview. Now I can just mute my mic and rip ass whenever I want. Who knows what changes the next 2 years will bring

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I hope the world resets soon so we can all start being nice to each other again

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oh god I stepped on a bandaid

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Leasing office made me take all my bird feeders down so I’m birdwatching vicariously through the friend who took my feeders and he’s getting rose-breasted grosbeaks and I’m getting depression

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Another day, another accidental eye contact with a cross-eyed man

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@Sombra_S4 IT IS NOT EVEN ENTERTAINING. MY BRAIN CELLS HAVE REPORTED MY EYEBALLS TO OSHA.

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Just wanna see cute animals on Instagram but the algorithm keeps feeding me butthole pics. You click on one funny-looking hole ONE TIME and you can never come back from it.

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@Sombra_S4 Yeah, right on my feed 😔 All I get are crusty piercings, “how to caress his lingam” guides (also, what???), girls with bad stick and pokes in their underwear, and AI-generated shitposts about wieners and balls

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@WillWoodyard I’m trying to aim a little higher than just survival, but you’re right, that’s the positive way to look at it.

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Thinking about my IO psyche professor who told me I wouldn’t last 5 years working in an HR office job

It’s been 6 years, motherfucker, and you were right, I want to die.

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who up whammying they bar rn

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amy lee more like let me pee

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13 yr old me cried to evanescence in my bedroom

31 yr old me held my pee to evanescence at the nationwide arena

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my job makes me want to die and I’m tired of “haha TGIF-ing” my way through it

[meemaw pee poo @dipsloot]

please no more cheesy narrations at the beginning of songs, please

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Being an extrovert must be a curse

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A moment of silence for me, who otherwise will not get a moment of silence for the rest of the day because my coworker won’t shut up 🙏🏻

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@RedFox_64 We would have no candidates if we did that lol

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I am once again begging job applicants to understand the “suffix” field on the personal info section an application does not mean “write your last name a second time”

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I don’t really feel like doing 2023

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I don’t really feel like doing 2022

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If one more person asks me if I’m watching a goddamn football game this weekend, I swear to god