Haje Jan Kamps

Dip•so•lect [n] linguistics: a variety of a language that is distinguished from other varieties of the same language by features of inebriation.

[Haje Jan Kamps @Dipsolect]

Grrrr I updated twitter app on ios, and now I can't find how to switch between accounts!!

[Haje Jan Kamps @Dipsolect]

@phototropy yay :)

[Will Burrard-Lucas @willbl]

Well that's a first... one of our frog photos has been turned into an official Irish stamp! http://t.co/3zxZHUFw

[Haje Jan Kamps @Dipsolect]

Do you have an iPhone, iPod or iPad? We need some help: http://t.co/sI1rfVx9… (it takes but a minute!!) #pleaseRT

[Daniela Bowker @SmallAperture]

Incredible what you can find in the back of a wardrobe: http://t.co/vJKXZ7Du (Try, 1960s Vogue celebrity portraits!)

[Haje Jan Kamps @Dipsolect]

HELLO RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE. I HAVE MISSED YOU. NOW LET'S ROCK.

[Haje Jan Kamps @Dipsolect]

@GLEEonSKY OH MY SAUSAGES!

[Photocritic.org Photo School 📷 @Photocritic]

And yes, this is me declaring war on @PayPal. Let's see if I can't use my journalism contacts to cause a bit of a storm.

[Haje Jan Kamps @Dipsolect]

@kragen I would think so, in a population of 680 million, there's bound to be :)

[Haje Jan Kamps @Dipsolect]

@kragen That's rather encouraging, actually; I would have thought it would backfire overall. Who knew!

[Haje Jan Kamps @Dipsolect]

@kragen I speak, of course, without knowing what attitudes to sex really are in Africa.

[Haje Jan Kamps @Dipsolect]

@kragen True, but someone who THINKS they are immune (something circumcision doesn't grant) would be more likely to engage in high-risk sex?

[Haje Jan Kamps @Dipsolect]

@pickover I can't help but feel that circumcising 20M men is a backwards way of going about it... (cc @Kragen)

[Will Burrard-Lucas @willbl]

Sunrise over Bagan this morning was rather spectacular! Took far too many photos! http://t.co/FkMDqbgw

[Haje Jan Kamps @Dipsolect]

@willbl no such thing as too many photos :)

[Haje Jan Kamps @Dipsolect]

My old Twitter account was one of the first 0.01% Twitter accounts. Sadly, now everybody thinks @sharq is a mall in Kuwait. Time to have fun

[Haje Jan Kamps @Dipsolect]

@sarahbeewashere aw :)

[Haje Jan Kamps @Dipsolect]

@veraciousjess how very omnidextrous of you ;)

[Haje Jan Kamps @Dipsolect]

@phototropy I blame the industrial espionage you've been doing.

[Haje Jan Kamps @Dipsolect]

@juanpenguino the office is telling you to go home!