Adam (Mort) Mortimer

“Organised Cables” is an oxymoron

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“If you are a grown adult, and truly enjoy Mac N Cheese, are you really an adult. Or are you a child trapped in a grown body. Shits bland as fuck✌️”

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My fiancé said she has to make a necessary statement about Mac and Cheese on twitter after having it for the first time, but she doesn’t have it so here goes… 👇

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

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@BeeNetwork The number 10 Wigan - Leigh bus. But it’s all of them. I’m frequently forced to wait for the 7 also.

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@BeeNetwork bus meant to come at 8:23 didn’t. Waiting for the one at 8:38. Just been delayed to 8:50. Gonna be late for work now…

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Really hoping this is just teething pains.

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@BeeNetwork I don’t think I’ve been on a single on time bus since the change. Same routes. Same times? Scheduled times maybe but when you have to wait for a bus that should’ve been somewhere 20 minutes ago I think it’s safe to say schedule is out the window. Disappointed.

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Just finished reading Noble Roots by @DrewHayesNovels, the series just keeps getting better and better but seriously Drew! That cliff hanger! You can’t do this to me 😭

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@hankgreen A metal bowl full of water becomes a metal helmet 🪖

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@FLoaBComic @Oxventure Me and my buddies played it a few months back! Great time and many laughs, took a solid minute to get into the swing of it because most of them were new to TTRPGs but once the ball got rolling it was fantastic! I definitely look forward to the next time I play it!

[critchy @ChrissyTiber]

Andrew Tate looks like if you tried to draw Pitbull from memory

[Lord of the Rings Memes @TheLOTRMemes]

😍😂

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@RingOfPowerNews

[Pixel Animals @AnimalsPixel]

Frog (Stardew Valley)

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@myelessar

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My little plant boy growing up big and strong 🪴

[Lord of the Rings Memes @TheLOTRMemes]

Fun fact!

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@hankgreen An otter day an otter dollar

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@seanie_dew you’re my chapstick girl ;)