dirk label

Sports expert, comedian, real estate monger, junk dealer, podcast host, righter, food lover with outstanding warrants in 27 states, and all-around bad guy.

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I'm learning how to count.

#YourWeekendPlansIn4Words

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Gunna bang your mom.

#YourWeekendPlansIn4Words

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Your mom.

#WhomNotToFlirtWithAtWork

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.....afford Laker tickets.

#IWantToBeRichEnoughTo

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.....get TWO lap dances.

#IWantToBeRichEnoughTo

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.....bang your mom.

#IWantToBeRichEnoughTo

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.....borrow money.

#IWantToBeRichEnoughTo

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If we get a few more guys to join in, we can split the expenses.

#SaidDuringSexAndRoadtrips

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My parents want to join us.

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Shit, my battery died!

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I don't like how those teenagers are looking at us.

#SaidDuringSexAndRoadtrips

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Can the dog come too?

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Flash flood warning

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Slippery surface ahead.

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Is this a self service station?

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Those mountains are huge!

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What seems to be the problem, Officer?

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That tunnel said "Exit Only".

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Slow down before someone gets hurt.

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I'm out of gas.

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