Funny Valentine

The one who will take the first napkin. // Ran by Mugi // mun is genderfluid + 18 // weird shit dni

[Funny Valentine @DirtDeeds4Cheap]

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"....This bird.. is it guiding me to somewhere?"

[𝓢𝓮𝓻𝓪𝓹𝓱 𝓸𝓯 𝓓𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓻𝓾𝓬𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷 @Gear_Commander]

‘All of Justice’ you say?

[Funny Valentine @DirtDeeds4Cheap]

@SergeantDoe (5/5)
"Ta-da!"

[Funny Valentine @DirtDeeds4Cheap]

(1/5)
-Silence.-

[𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗦𝗼𝗹𝗱𝗶𝗲𝗿 @SergeantDoe]

Your location will be in Hometown.
Saxton will arrive after each and every person i've hired is there, all of you will work together to kill him. And maybe, maybe if you managed to kill him, i will pay all of you $5,000,000 in return for your hard work. So, don't dissapoint me."

[Funny Valentine @DirtDeeds4Cheap]

@SergeantDoe (4/5)
"But not for long I imagine."

[Funny Valentine @DirtDeeds4Cheap]

-Gotta come up with an excuse.-

"Well you see.. I'm simply a tourist, and I got lost from my tour guide, so I got a bit confused, Mr... Can I have your name?"

[Joseph Joestar @yournxtlineis]

New York City of course! Don't tell me you managed to come all this way and not realize where you were!

(This guy seems suspicious... Maybe I should press him on this...)

Care to tell me what led you here?

[Funny Valentine @DirtDeeds4Cheap]

"I've never heard of the first dish.. so while not exactly my sort of food, I'll take the french fries."

[𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗦𝗼𝗹𝗱𝗶𝗲𝗿 @SergeantDoe]

-AMERICAN QUESTIONS-
DAY 9!

Would you rather eat a cheeseburger or eat some French Fries?

[Funny Valentine @DirtDeeds4Cheap]

"I don't need money."

"I simply wish to challenge myself with this trial."

[𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗦𝗼𝗹𝗱𝗶𝗲𝗿 @SergeantDoe]

//signs ups are now open!!
#VsSaxton

[Funny Valentine @DirtDeeds4Cheap]

"THEY ARE ALL OF JUSTICE!"

-Valentine sends D4C forward to strike in a last ditch effort.-

[Funny Valentine @DirtDeeds4Cheap]

"...I will not stand down."

"My heart and actions are utterly unclouded...."

[𝓢𝓮𝓻𝓪𝓹𝓱 𝓸𝓯 𝓓𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓻𝓾𝓬𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷 @Gear_Commander]

Now time for the main Course…

Don’t try to resist, you know there is nothing else that can be done on what’s about to happen in a few moments

[Funny Valentine @DirtDeeds4Cheap]

"My father of course."

"His tale ignited the spark of patriosm inside me, which led me to become the leader this country needed."

[𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗦𝗼𝗹𝗱𝗶𝗲𝗿 @SergeantDoe]

-AMERICAN QUESTIONS-
DAY 8!

Who do you idollize?
#PTWT
#PARODYTWITTER

[Funny Valentine @DirtDeeds4Cheap]

-I didn't expect to be seen so soon.. atleast he didn't see me coming out from that flag.-

"I'm just a bit lost. Can you tell me where I am?"

[Joseph Joestar @yournxtlineis]

[Interaction bait]

Huh? What's the big idea stepping out of the shadows like that?

[Funny Valentine @DirtDeeds4Cheap]

"I'm sorry, but I don't believe I've met you before."

"But I do believe that there is a force that brings people together.... A fortune of sorts."

[DIO. (HEAVEN ASCENDED) @OVR_HEAVEN]

The gravity I’m speaking of is the invisible force that draws everyone together, Valentine.

Do you believe that us meeting for a second time is a mere coincidence, or were we fated to meet again ?

[Dr. Doom @AllUnderDoom]

//Quick OOC announcement, pertaining to a certain art piece if you’re a pedophile block me, that and anything adjacent (rapists, racists, homophobes), etc. You are not welcome to my account. Stop posting and glorifying Kress it only harms real SA victims.

[Funny Valentine @DirtDeeds4Cheap]

"Ta-da!"

-Valentine uses his stand to rapid fire punches onto Justice, each blow stronger than the last.-

[Funny Valentine @DirtDeeds4Cheap]

-Valentine barely manages to block the attack, his knees shaking.-

"I will endure everything you throw at me, for the sake of my country."

[𝓢𝓮𝓻𝓪𝓹𝓱 𝓸𝓯 𝓓𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓻𝓾𝓬𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷 @Gear_Commander]

If you can handle THIS!!

[Funny Valentine @DirtDeeds4Cheap]

-The alternate Valentines begin firing onto Justice, stunning her just for a moment.-

[Funny Valentine @DirtDeeds4Cheap]

-D4C punches Justice from behind, catching her off guard.-

[Funny Valentine @DirtDeeds4Cheap]

"...You.. You're strong, but you aren't a stand user, are you?"

"That means you won't be able to see, or even touch what's about to hit you."

"That mere 'fact' will be your downfall!"

[𝓢𝓮𝓻𝓪𝓹𝓱 𝓸𝓯 𝓓𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓻𝓾𝓬𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷 @Gear_Commander]

*when she came back down…she would strike the original Valentine!*

[Funny Valentine @DirtDeeds4Cheap]

"Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap."

"I will erase anything that threatens my country and it's people."