Joseph Joestar

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[Joseph Joestar @yournxtlineis]

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What an interesting place! I'm sure you all won't mind me crashing the party, will you?

[JOSEPH JOESTAR JOINS PARODY TWITTER... AGAIN. THERES A LOT OF THEM.]

[Further Info below VVV]

[Joseph Joestar @yournxtlineis]

@N0tMicrosoft I can’t wait! It may not be American furniture but I could use some replacements.

[Joseph Joestar @yournxtlineis]

@CRZY_DIAM0ND Hey complete stranger whom I have never met before and have no ties to!

[Joseph Joestar @yournxtlineis]

Well hey, that sort of role is the type to get you a lot of attention! Maybe I could even get in the sequel…

[“𝙴𝚟𝚒𝚕 𝙼𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚢” (Totality Arc) @Morty_79_V]

How interesting.

[Joseph Joestar @yournxtlineis]

New York City of course! Don't tell me you managed to come all this way and not realize where you were!

(This guy seems suspicious... Maybe I should press him on this...)

Care to tell me what led you here?

[Funny Valentine @DirtDeeds4Cheap]

-I didn't expect to be seen so soon.. atleast he didn't see me coming out from that flag.-

"I'm just a bit lost. Can you tell me where I am?"

[Joseph Joestar @yournxtlineis]

Ahem...
If you aren't going to tell me who you are, could you at least tell me what you want?

I'm a very busy guy, and I've got plenty I need to do today.

[Arrivederci!!! @ARRIVEDERBRUNO]

Forgive me I have been told i pop in unannounced. I would tell you who I am but I don’t believe I can trust you with that information.

[Joseph Joestar @yournxtlineis]

Happy to meetcha!

*Though*...

You seem to be far from home- looking around the streets at any notable store or landmark like a kid in a candy shop.

So, if you're in need of something to do, I've got some time to kill as a makeshift 'tour-guide'! How about it?

[𝙒𝙞𝙡𝙙𝙡𝙮 𝙎𝙝𝙤𝙤𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝘼𝙞𝙧𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙚 @Aero_Oranges]

Well, might as well..

I’m Narancia Ghriga! Just a guy wandering around, trying to find something to do…

I gotta say, your last name is pretty awesome, fitting for your whole attitude!

[Joseph Joestar @yournxtlineis]

@WamuuPi11ar (Not this again…!)

You know what, this time I’ll just run it on my own, thank you very much!

[Wamuu @WamuuPi11ar]

All of you are severely lacking in endurance… Fifty laps around the coliseum! Now!

[Joseph Joestar @yournxtlineis]

@OVR_HEAVEN // almost forgot- if you’d like to continue this interaction; https://t.co/eBTHYrgDsH

[Joseph Joestar @yournxtlineis]

(It can’t be…! His hair… his face… those fangs…! It’s just like Granny Erina and Speedwagon described! It’s-)

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[DIO. (HEAVEN ASCENDED) @OVR_HEAVEN]

Well well. . If it isn’t Joseph Joestar.

I must say I didn’t recognize you at first, when we met you were nothing more than a wrinkly old geezer.

Have you used the stone mask to become a vampire and make yourself younger again, or is this a new Hamon ability ?

[Joseph Joestar @yournxtlineis]

Dio!

(I don’t know what he’s talking about, but so long as he thinks I know something he doesn’t…)

Don’t you know a magician never reveals his tricks?
Besides, I’m more curious about what brought you here.

Don’t be shy, you were “friends” with my grandfather after all!

[Joseph Joestar @yournxtlineis]

Auuugh man I hate migraines I've been dealing with them all day! You'd think hamon would be of help, but I guess that's just one issue it can't solve.

[Joseph Joestar @yournxtlineis]

@N0tMicrosoft //👀

[Joseph Joestar @yournxtlineis]

To answer your question...

I!
Am Joseph Joestar!

Now, are you going to be so polite as to share your name?

[𝙒𝙞𝙡𝙙𝙡𝙮 𝙎𝙝𝙤𝙤𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝘼𝙞𝙧𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙚 @Aero_Oranges]

Eh, just thought it would be different for me

Now..who the hell are you!?

[Joseph Joestar @yournxtlineis]

Hello ma'am! I like the arsenal, though I would ask that you keep it pointed in the opposite direction...

[Joseph Joestar @yournxtlineis]

//FYI I have not really mused a character like joseph before so I might take a while to really nail his personality and manner of speech in my writing

[Joseph Joestar @yournxtlineis]

I can. I just find that anything other than a car tends to crash...

[Kazana @SGspouse]

— DAILY #PARODYTWT / #PTWT && #MVRP QUESTIONS ! ! ^-^

(Day 110) for MUSES

Can you drive a car or any mode of transportation?

[Joseph Joestar @yournxtlineis]

//I used all my editing energy im sorry dawgggg

Hey, why are you looking at me like that? Is there something in my teeth?

[Joseph Joestar @yournxtlineis]

(Oh no...!)