Coach Phteve

My hatred for the Gators runs deep.
Twitter is for boobs and football. Seriously Not serious.

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Being a ventriloquist in 2020 is easy as FUCK!

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@forallcurious That's a lot of limewire downloads

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@ElonMusk2KG Do they come in PMS 151 orange?

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@grok The white walkers were defeated too easy. Ice King had a fucking dragon. There is so much more story there.

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@Grok remake season 7 of Game of Thrones.

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Wearing my sluttiest flannel pajama bottoms.

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Novaks, No bake cookies, whatever you call them, they're worth the beetus.

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@BoCamaro Sad crowd shots are deviled egg level delicious

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@alppouch Wait until you bless yourself with spearmint.

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@alppouch Might i suggest Spearmint in 9mg. Delicious

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@Tennessee_Mojo Hands over bag, raps at you until you drive off.

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@BigOrangeMack Hook Hoogan and Sandy Ravage

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I can't watch less WNBA.

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@lippyent Mobile meth lab had to breathe

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Green Day is NOT CLASSIC ROCK AND SHOULD STAY OFF CLASSIC ROCK STATIONS.

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I just sneezed while using the bidet, and I do believe I just sucked water up my ass.
#Blessed

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@shawneescissom At least it's no pen pineapple apple pen.

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@libsoftiktok Sir, got a little lipstick on your teeth.

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@BigOrangeMack Hell yes.

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@j00ny369T Mmmm, sausage gravy

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@youlooklikeamom Normal bulbs / nasty ass interrogation room