Andrew 👹🍄🔜 My Bed 😴

so blessed it'd be greedy if I sneezed

[Andrew 👹🍄🔜 My Bed 😴 @DirtyDandyAndy]

Yo can my soulmate hurry up?? There's weed to smoke and adventures to have 😩

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Just letting everyone know I’m reading a book right now. I also drank 7 glasses of water yesterday. Im not saying explicitly that I’m a better person than you, but it is heavily heavily implied. Heaven is going to be awesome!

[Huke Doracio @HukeDoracio]

“Your new task is to kill 185 Trolls”

Nice pal, let me gear up quick

[Nateinthewild | Nate Luebbe @nateinthewild]

If u want to defund this ur a little bitch

[S @even_steven8tht]

Hi, so as someone who filed taxes, I don’t believe this.

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

Golden Retriever wearing a hat went viral devouring a full hot dog at the ballpark. Dude was in heaven

[Alex B. @KnicksCentral]

This may be the best tweet of all time

[yama @wydyama]

Sht I knew his dad

[rune sword @runesword1]

mogged? brother, back in my day you were pwned

[Adele Bloch @adele_bloch]

everyone wants a village, but no one wants to be a villager

> drive your friends to the airport
> go to their party even when you're tired
> stop cancelling last minute
> host at your place
> support the wins & losses

it's worth every ounce of effort

[We Rave You @weraveyou]

This Fred x Thomas Bangalter of Daft Punk moment has to be at the top of the century for dance music 😍

[The Lobster @LikeableLobster]

There may have been a few miscalculations on The Lobster’s part.

[Chess.com @chesscom]

at least we texted back

[🇺🇸🇺🇸DADA🇺🇲🇺🇲 @BredsguardDalen]

Why this generation is so soft 🤣🤣

[Billy Baldwin @BillyBaldwin]

Not Black.
Not Trans.
Not Muslim.
Not an Immigrant.
Not a Democrat.

Meet Charlie Kirk assassin Tyler Robinson.
A white Christian, Conservative, Republican male with a gun... again.

[♀ amanda @AGEOFKlSZKA]

flags at half mast to mourn some nazi influencer but not to mourn the children that were just shot at school in colorado

[Covie @covie_93]

Two months ago a Democratic lawmaker, her husband and their dog was murdered in their home and there was no moment of prayer in Congress, no lowering of flags, a Republican senator openly mocked their death and other Republicans just ignored it.....

[spring coefficient @awwhalenawl]

State your side

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Never trust a Republican politician.

[Devin Duke @sirDukeDevin]

Some perspective: