Mike

When I say yes, it means I mean yes

[Shaiel Ben-Ephraim @academic_la]

The most important thing Mamdani did was change the American political conversation from identity politics to class and economic inequality. That could change our entire trajectory for the better.

[jared :) @parkrangerfan]

kinda how everything feels now

[jimmy montague @jimmymontague69]

One thing that rocks about committing to being bald is I no longer ever have to be like “oh do i look good today?” The answer is just a permanent No and i can keep it pushing

[kira. @kirayhf]

$200 weekend pass for anime expo, $50 a day for parking, $40 for 3 tiny ass tacos, 2 hour lines everywhere, scalpers selling $15 prize figs for $175, half the booths are gacha, it smells like shit and this is hell on earth

[frillylittlething @frillylittleth1]

I love that mr dad has to come in and tell him to get it together lmao

[Cuntiana York @catrachiana]

when people talk about wanting friends that own boats it’s like have you ever met a boat owner. they’re so fucking annoying

[terra @terrafically]

being an adult has me wondering why the hell my dad was always yelling at me

[Mike @DirtyMike64]

@USA_Polling I'll take either of the options that aren't capitalism

[jourdain searles @judysquirrels]

so glad i’m out of new york for the taylor swift wedding. I think it’s gross! I think she’s gross! and i’m tired of being afraid to say it because everyone is insane and obsessed with wealth.

[Mike @DirtyMike64]

@NikkiHaley Welcome to socialism

[Mike @DirtyMike64]

@BobFlan93884116 He's got that AIPAC stare

[angola hills @somebadbadnews]

this has nothing to do with the wedding btw. it’s a PR stunt to make her look generous and soften the criticism

[Mike @DirtyMike64]

@GeneralMCNews Close the data centers then

[ᴀʟᴇᴄ 🍃 @alecsbutt]

The way you can literally hear it echoing in the recording booth 😂

[sean @_sn_n]

crazy how this is basically DC now

[El Dui @elduuuui]

Siempre me pregunté qué le regaló ese niño a Andy 👀

[Adbusters @Adbusters]

in light of the heatwaves scorching our planet, we recommend all countries shut off their data centers until further notice.

[Mike @DirtyMike64]

@bradthacker @tomupilled YUP I struggle with that one too

[Mike @DirtyMike64]

@sanjunipeross I was 14 and it was amazing. Both of the movies that followed were fun theater experiences but 3D was absolutely on another level

[kinjiro @brandonlepine]

This Wile E. Coyote bit is an all timer for me