Dirty Slides Podcast

A baseball podcast hosted by failed ballplayers turned comedians @andylazarus & @fixyourlife. Presented by @thedirtysports. #FuckChaseUtley Subscribe ↘️

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“It’s my fault! I set him off! He loves me! He says it will never happen again!”

[Tommy Lugauer @tommylugauer]

I'm not giving up on this Mets season.

Soto back tomorrow.

They have 5 months to turn this around.

No team in the history of baseball has made the playoffs after losing 12-straight games.

Let's make history!

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Philly is a loser town, full of losers, who expect to lose.

Hope this helps.

[Mets2026 @Mets2026]

Phillies with a loss are 8-14 Fully healthy and no one has said a word

But everyone says LOLmets when the Mets are 7-15 without their best player

Make it make sense

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@ameriidude @draftniks Take the fucking L already. You talked out your ass and you were wrong.

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@metspolice 3-1 tonight…time to punt? Position players on the mound the rest of the way!

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@metspolice Mets lost 2-1 yesterday. It was a day game. Did you lose Wednesday to a coma?

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Mets face Robbie Ray tonight. I can’t believe they are wasting a
Peterson start. They should go bullpen game, take the L and save their #2 for a game more winnable.

[Mets Police @metspolice]

Mister slides last nights uses all the best relieves and….checks notes….loses 3-0.

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I can’t even fathom how dumb someone would need to be to type this nonsense AND call other people stupid while doing it.

[Mets Police @metspolice]

Ok too many stupid Mets fans. Let me explain how this goes. No matter what you do you win 60 and uou lose 60. The other 40 games matter.

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Lol the umpires have one job and can’t do it as well as the batters and catchers who are doing it while BATTING AND CATCHING.

[Craig Allen @callen0013]

I despise the new ABS system in the MLB. You’re asking umpires to call a pitch going 95-100 w/spin/movement in a split second and then a batter or catcher can tappytap their helmet and let a computer determine ball or strike by a fraction on an inch. BS

[BaseballHistoryNut @nut_history]

Major League Baseball is aired in the morning for Japan. So technically they eat breakfast with it being on television.

Here’s their #openingday commercial. No hyperbole, when I say this, it might be greater than any US MLB commercial I’ve seen. Well done and worth the watch for any baseball fan.

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And before you start talking about rings, Ted Williams is #4 and has none.

[OldTimeHardball @OleTimeHardball]

Top 50 baseball players of All-Time

Too high: J. Robinson, Rose, Ryan, Jeter
Too low: Bench, Schmidt, Speaker

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@TonyMetroMLB The Dodgers made three NLCS and a World Series by 2017. Perhaps just leave the Dodgers out of this, if you’re trying to make a point.

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@nyjmirs32055 @TeamThirstTrap Shhhhhh he’s trying to make a mediocre point without context, let him cook.

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@NYMMack @Thursto65708435 @MattTalkToEm Mets need a DH too.

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@GoodFundies I’ve got news for you, Mets fans consider an NLCS appearance as “winning nothing.”

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@WFAN660 @BrandonTierney @OldTakesExposed

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@TheOnlyBigTim @KutterIsKing Hmmmmm if there was only a long-used method of going from running full speed to stopping quickly in the game of baseball.

Sadly there isn’t and this is why guys regularly sprint past every base and get tagged out.

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@OaklandRooted Oakland fans should’ve gone to games.

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@AKNYY93 @mike5_5_5

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@AKNYY93 @mike5_5_5 The Yankees are literally third in the NL East right now. Luckily for them they play in a clown division instead.

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@jvb43_2 What a dummy! He should’ve known that Athletics fans stink and, just like in Oakland, the only tickets that had value were the ones that would sell to opposing teams whose fans travel.

Move that team to Vegas already and rebrand immediately. Leave that trash fanbase behind.