Thiccen Chalupa

Crunch wrap supreme, add spicy ranch, double toasted. #LiveMas

[Thiccen Chalupa @DisForDeepDish]

Paraguay’s goalie is like not that good. And I, an expert at catching balls 🌈, volunteer to take his place. #FIFA

[Thiccen Chalupa @DisForDeepDish]

First time I can say the National Anthem made me wet 😍💦🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Thiccen Chalupa @DisForDeepDish]

I’m only interested in farm-to-table food if it comes from Pepperidge Farm

[Thiccen Chalupa @DisForDeepDish]

I know nothing about the Kentucky Derby but I hope both teams have fun!

[Thiccen Chalupa @DisForDeepDish]

One of my favorite posts ever was an acquaintance of mine who just got a rhinoplasty in the hype of Ariana Grande’s 7 Rings, and he posted “you like..my nose?..gee thanks, just bought it”

[Thiccen Chalupa @DisForDeepDish]

My gpt hates to me coming

[Thiccen Chalupa @DisForDeepDish]

Got 2 more Hilary Duff tix today. kms postponed

[Chiquitita Mondragona @minogueama]

Drew Barrymore, Cameron Diaz and Lucy Liu

[Michelle Collins @michcoll]

It’s time we bring hitmaker Ricky Martin BACK!!!

[Thiccen Chalupa @DisForDeepDish]

Love the Oxford comma. Hate the Oxford shoe.

[Thiccen Chalupa @DisForDeepDish]

So we’re not gonna talk about his Squidward feet?

[Brendan Cobbina @iamcobbina]

Lunch for 2 days.

I understand.

[Local Boy @werewolfblake]

👀

[Thiccen Chalupa @DisForDeepDish]

Someone just asked me “whats your plan If you don’t find a boyfriend by 40”

kms back on the calendar

[Thiccen Chalupa @DisForDeepDish]

Mother Nature 🤝 Presi Trvmp: let’s send them all the ice…. they’ll hate it.

[Thiccen Chalupa @DisForDeepDish]

@Bobby__bitch

[Thiccen Chalupa @DisForDeepDish]

When it comes to exclusive memberships:
Costco > Soho

[Thiccen Chalupa @DisForDeepDish]

@Bobby__bitch

[Thiccen Chalupa @DisForDeepDish]

In this lord’s year of 2026 it is my goal to marry into a mafia family

[Thiccen Chalupa @DisForDeepDish]

And just fyi, I’ll vote for any president that brings my TikTok algorithm back to the way it was before that January 2025 change up

[Thiccen Chalupa @DisForDeepDish]

Literally no one:
My brain: FRAAAAANCE!!!!!