Thiccen Chalupa

Crunch wrap supreme, add spicy ranch, double toasted. #LiveMas

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Did MS Teams crash? or am I still in hell?

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@canering @theashleyray Top tier reply!

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Roll that beautiful bean footage!

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If there is ever an emergency on a plane, run to back for help. That’s where all the military members are and they’ve been seated there the longest praying for a moment like this

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The lord really did his thing when he created Taco Bell

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So when are we all gonna sue Lyft?
bc how am I paying an xtra $3–$4 for “Priority Pickup” bc my driver is 4 min away… only for Lyft to tell me they’re actually 11 minutes away???

WHAT DID I PAY EXTRA FOR??? 😭

And I KNOW I’m not the only one this keeps happening to

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This week’s gLee episode would’ve hit so hard 🕊️ #Dolly

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Anna Nicole Smith would have loved OnlyFans and Ozempic 😢

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If it ain’t like the Empire State Building couple I don’t want it!

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Paraguay’s goalie is like not that good. And I, an expert at catching balls 🌈, volunteer to take his place. #FIFA

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First time I can say the National Anthem made me wet 😍💦🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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I’m only interested in farm-to-table food if it comes from Pepperidge Farm

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I know nothing about the Kentucky Derby but I hope both teams have fun!

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One of my favorite posts ever was an acquaintance of mine who just got a rhinoplasty in the hype of Ariana Grande’s 7 Rings, and he posted “you like..my nose?..gee thanks, just bought it”

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My gpt hates to me coming

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Got 2 more Hilary Duff tix today. kms postponed

[Chiquitita Mondragona @minogueama]

Drew Barrymore, Cameron Diaz and Lucy Liu

[Michelle Collins @michcoll]

It’s time we bring hitmaker Ricky Martin BACK!!!

[Thiccen Chalupa @DisForDeepDish]

Love the Oxford comma. Hate the Oxford shoe.

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So we’re not gonna talk about his Squidward feet?

[Brendan Cobbina @iamcobbina]

Lunch for 2 days.

I understand.