disasterplasty

ship of fools

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Hey! Where are you going?

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you sure you tightened all the cables?

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Thank you Cpt Obvious. Radiologist, “you’re welcome”.

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aseptic loosening

[John Shields, MD, FAAOS @jointdocShields]

#orthotwitter
Joint commission guidelines now state that OR temp must be between 68-73

For a total joints room this is very warm - cement gets too doughy too fast - what is everyone doing if held to this guideline?

We are mixing for less time - using medium visc cement

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What’s in your clinic?

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When you go unrestricted KA nothing is possible. (I think i got that right)

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@jointdocShields That’s their only flaw. They don’t live long enough

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Maverick: Because I was inverted.

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@generalorthomd @jointdocShields @schulte_ss @NaanDerthaal @ChrisGraysonMD1 @tbclay @aschwartz45 surgeon error… and by “error” I mean not having a multi billion dollar company who can move the goal post.

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full moon tonight

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@aschwartz45 @generalorthomd Those are tm modular sockets, not continuum. Will need trilogy liners

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Sir…they just pressfit a hemi arthroplasty on a 80yr old non ambulatory.

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@generalorthomd Partial knee replacement is never not well-fixed… right?

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@aschwartz45 I agree, Scrubbing hands for 6mins everyday at a trough seems ridiculous.

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@arghavan_salles You’re a fucking idiot.

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If you want to do somthing great, you’ve got to be willing to take the poly as far as it will go.

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@generalorthomd Why would your hospital administration care about your mission of patient care.
you sir are not aligned with them…profits over outcomes. you want a meeting with the CEO of fools, cut early and cut often.

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Please keep track of your sockets. they may wonder off