billy

I’m the queen of the rodeo

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

No, you may not “have a couple”. It’s called amphetaMINE, not amphetaYOURS.

[billy @Disc0C0wb0y]

@ArrowFinanceio Didn’t @postedgo build this weeks ago?

[billy @Disc0C0wb0y]

@mrister @SouthwestAir Shut up bitch

[billy @Disc0C0wb0y]

I will never again, for any reason whatsoever fly @SouthwestAir again after the experience I just had. I hope you enjoy that $800 you turned into a flight credit, because I would literally rather die than give them another cent.

[billy @Disc0C0wb0y]

Mfw I have to answer to the Palantir panopticon for the reels I sent to my homies

[Elisha Long @ElishaDLong]

Retardmaxxing is maximum cognitive security for the modern world.

You weren't outraged by the halftime show. You smiled and watched women dance and got a nice test boost.

Not surprised or dismayed about the Epstein files. You knew we wrestle not against flesh and blood but against evil in high places. Evil people run shit and they win when they destroy your spirit.

Bitcoin dropped and you watch and smile because Rule #1 - They Always Come Back. Crypto, women, opportunities, sunny days.

The Idiot and his intellectualism can never understand this. Those blinded by thought always miss what is so obvious to the short bus Conquistador.

Ride The Tiger

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

Last month my intern asked for help with a Kubernetes error.

He was stuck on a YAML file.

He looked desperate.

I make $275,000 a year.

I haven't written a line of code since 2017.

I don't even know what a "pod" is.

But I didn't tell him that.

I leaned back in my Herman Miller chair.

I said, "Stop trying to code. Start prompting."

I told him to paste the error into ChatGPT.

He did.

The AI told him to delete the cluster.

He did.

Production went down instantly.

The CEO called me screaming.

I didn't panic.

I told the CEO we were "testing our disaster recovery protocols."

He was impressed by my foresight.

I got a bonus.

The intern got fired.

Innovation requires sacrifice.

Just not mine.

[billy @Disc0C0wb0y]

When you drink you have to pee a lot, when I drink I am a vessel for the king of the crimson court. You could not plot your number on the graph of my dominion.

[billy @Disc0C0wb0y]

@memeenjoyor @povertyanon I feel cheated that I have to share the same air as that fucking troglodyte

[naiive @naiivememe]

ETH hits $2450

mfs bought at $4300 :

https://t.co/OjjKIok5GZ

[billy @Disc0C0wb0y]

@KevinWAvila1996 @TheGlobal_Index @PicturesFoIder Retard

[billy @Disc0C0wb0y]

Middle finger up cause I don’t give a fuck and your mom loves that about me

[billy @Disc0C0wb0y]

Took my big ass ford to bass pro shops today and listened to AC/DC all the way up the whole way there who wants to fuck

[billy @Disc0C0wb0y]

Tip for Sprouts: seep more Mountain Dew and less flax seeds and you might attract more Chads and less nerds

[billy @Disc0C0wb0y]

@TheMisterFrog Thanks for the shoutout Mr. Frog

[billy @Disc0C0wb0y]

@codyschneider I love how you said “this person” in order to not reveal your identity to the AI

[billy @Disc0C0wb0y]

Call your mom Australia the way I’m bout to make a penile colony out of her down under

[billy @Disc0C0wb0y]

Hey meta why do mommy and daddy sleep in different rooms

[Michael Saylor @saylor]

Sell a kidney if you must, but keep the Bitcoin.

[billy @Disc0C0wb0y]

@idanmasas @leojrr First line delete “I noticed” and be more specific. Keep it short.

Instead of tek stack, ask about problems u solve

Don’t tell them about product, tell how you solve

Delete product link

CTA:Open to taking a look?

GL brother this shit is hard