Not sure who needs to hear this but I heard it and now I don’t want to be alone in knowing this fact.
Every day beyond today, we are closer to the year 2050 than we are the year 2000.
Thank you for joining me in this daily dose of holy crap I’m getting old.
Hey @NASCAR@stevephelps, one small request. Please, for the love of God, take all of these garbage Next Gen cars, drop them off a cliff and start over. Your minor league cars are better than your major league cars.
@dailydownforce Infinitely better than @FOXSports. Wasn’t sure how it was going to go being Prime’s first race but ended up being one of the best broadcasts I’ve seen.
Congratulations to my bandmates and our fellow #GRAMMYs nominees!
I’m honored to become a first-time GRAMMY nominee and grateful to the @RecordingAcad for this recognition. Can’t wait to be part of Music’s Biggest Night on @CBSTVStudios and celebrate alongside you on Feb. 2!
@DaleJr To add to the deodorant convo… I stopped wearing deodorant 5 years ago because of the aluminum being linked to Alzheimer’s (which runs in my family). I rub Milk of Magnesia on my under arms and it works great! 5 years and no stink!