Omid The Disco Lizard

high standards and low expectations.

[Omid The Disco Lizard @DiscoOmid]

@MrDmitri2 بلند شو بریم باهم یه قدم بزنیم. حتی یک کلمه هم حرف نمیزنم اگه بخوای، ولی میتونم نشونت بدم.

[screenplay understander @asinglefather]

Me after all the fellas who hang out under the bridge find out I don’t huff glue anymore

[Omid The Disco Lizard @DiscoOmid]

@BohemianSlut Same, va age khodeshon khab bashan man az in goha nemikhoram.

[Omid The Disco Lizard @DiscoOmid]

باشه تجربه جوانی هیپستری تو تهران باحاله و میشه یکم خوش گذروند ولی تهش تهران یه چرخ گوشتِ. یه وزنست که مردم زیرش دارن خورد میشن.
۴۰روز بارون لطفاً.

[Omid The Disco Lizard @DiscoOmid]

@SinaNajaflou Cool statement but It's not even accurate. #radioheadbitchboyforlife

[Omid The Disco Lizard @DiscoOmid]

@Farivarkharabat @mimk4f

[Omid The Disco Lizard @DiscoOmid]

@A1one Yo chanta kargardan ke ro sathi negarie mardon nemitazan pishnahad bede berim bebinim.

[Omid The Disco Lizard @DiscoOmid]

@theneedledrop You gonna upload it on YouTube too right??

[Omid The Disco Lizard @DiscoOmid]

@SaraAsgn

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@K_p_s_b من امروز زاییدم چون دیروز این توییت و دیدم.

[Omid The Disco Lizard @DiscoOmid]

When you're conscious about it you got no excuse to not try and fix it. #chillwitit

[Omid The Disco Lizard @DiscoOmid]

@highsupermario

[Omid The Disco Lizard @DiscoOmid]

@_mitsomira مود سویینگه، یکم صبر کنی ازش لذت می‌بری.

[John Frankensteiner @JFrankensteiner]

Currently obsessed with Leta Powell Drake, the greatest interviewer of all time.

[Omid The Disco Lizard @DiscoOmid]

@Sinast5 Bah bah always nice to see a fellow cosmicskeptic baz.

[brain leaking @WebsiteAbuser]

Terrorists be like:

China forces millions of Muslims into concentration camps

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Someone in France drew a cartoon

[Omid The Disco Lizard @DiscoOmid]

@Matoskah__ بجای اینکه سوار ماشین بشی گریه و اینا گفتی صبر کن بپرسم ببینم کدوم اتوبان این وایبه. If something is worth doing it's worth doing right i guess.

[Omid The Disco Lizard @DiscoOmid]

@amirho3ein_hadi آفرین؟

[Omid The Disco Lizard @DiscoOmid]

@BadMadRosie Yes the old "if you're trying to make everyone happy you're drying up someone's vagina"