Altered Eric

he/him

[Másha Potato @mashapotatohead]

being a local queen in your 30’s

[A duel Angel's Thesis @duel3000]

independent wrestling was so much better before dpw stopped running shows

[shpee @shpeeven]

Incredible detail on Tommy John's Baseball Reference page

[Jake 🕊️ @moviefan67]

4pm is the beverage gray area, it’s just past when I’d want a coffee but just a little too early for a beer. They need to invent a beverage to bridge this gap asap

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

Visiting your hometown is so crazy cause on one hand you’re forced to reckon with every ghost of unresolved trauma from your past over and over forever but on the other hand there’s like that one sandwich that’s so good

[Altered Eric @DiscountCleric]

wrestling was cooler when fans threw streamers

[James Bullock @fasjab]

21 years ago, the original (and best) "Summer of Punk" concluded at Ring of Honor's "Punk: The Final Chapter" that featured one of my favorite entrances in wrestling history.

[Ceramic @CeramicTrPl0]

We are living in the Second Era of Pibb

[Anthony SanFilippo @AntSanPhilly]

Nothing like a little irony here in Iowa. In a game built, in part, around the story of Shoeless Joe Jackson and his second chance after being banned as part of the Black Sox scandal, there are gambling ads in each outfield corner.

[Department of the Interior Crocodile Alligator @a_o_rdj]

Well her name isn't "Karoline Staythere"

[HasPause @HasPause]

me when they bring out the unlimited breadsticks

[Jim @centristjim1]

Does anyone else get really bad headaches in this heat?

And before anyone says “you need to drink more”…

I’ve already had two cans of monster and an iced coffee today, so it’s not that.

[erin chack @ErinChack]

Met a dog at a cafe and the owner told me the dog was deaf and blind. “Old Helen Yeller,” I said. She didn't like that.

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

Do we think my kid has autism from the MMR vaccine, from the Tylenol I mainlined when I had a kidney stone while pregnant with him, or from his father who can count cards and solve a Rubik’s cube blindfolded and who owns 10 pairs of identical pants but can’t stand to have his food touching??

[CoKane @KanesCabDriv3r]

I still sometimes get death threats from this tweet

[cants @cantseyy]

I'd have died that day too

[ဗ🇨🇦Bendyfan32YT!🇨🇦ဗ @Sonicmusic32]

@TBAA73 Ok but there's gems sometimes

[Jade 🐕‍🦺 @virtualpuppydog]

thigh slapping when i dap someone up so it sounds better

[Sillyfella @sillyfella600]

How was it