*While discussing Family tree of Egyptian mythology and the weird incest stuff* Student: No wonder the one on top looks like a person and the rest have... animal heads.”
#middleschoop#mythology#egypt
He just rolled over onto me so I had to scoot over, and pinned my braid in the process. Does this happen when we’re both asleep? #sleep#nosleep#helpimstuck
I can’t sleep and so I’m on my phone, but I think the light must be keeping my husband from sleeping deeply, because he just went “mm-hmm” very pointedly when I scratched my back, and then asked if I had a wasp nest we forgot to kill. #nosleep#sleeptalk#what
I have a student who draws in my room during recess, and always sets up the beanbags in a circle around her. Today her friend was pretending to kick a person in one of the chairs, and Girl 1 deadpanned & said “this is why you have no legs in my book” #8thgraders#ilaughed
I have changed jobs and now teach middle school religion, and that’s a lot of fun. However, I now have an eighth grade cult I think I’m a member of (maybe just a proctor). I don’t know what to do about that. #middleschool#cult#help
We’re at a service project for school, and the students are diligently building sign while I sit in the grass and try to egg them into a fight. #teacheroftheyear#service#fridays
Got to watch the panick in freshmen faves as they discovered they DO have exams in a couple weeks, and they ARE in every class. Even art. And speech. And English. #freshmen#exams#hsproblems
Sophomore boy 1 used me to know where boy 2 was so he could throw a marker at him. It bounced off 2’s shoulder and came back to boy 1. I laughed instead of writing a detention. #teaching#sophomoreboys#hsproblems