While humans carry out social distancing, a group of 14 elephants broke into a village in Yunan province, looking for corn and other food. They ended up drinking 30kg of corn wine and got so drunk that they fell asleep in a nearby tea garden. 😂
Always carry a potato wrapped in foil to a party.
It's a conversation starter: "Ever seen a lion's egg?"
A conversation avoider: "Excuse me! Hot hot hot!"
A conversation ender: "Just got this cyst removed. Feel how heavy!"
Always carry a potato wrapped in foil to a party.
Gives You Hell by The All-American Rejects is the best diss track out there. “Truth be told I miss you, truth be told I’m LYIN” that shit straight up savage