disociangel

ig: disociangel
Based in Costa Rica

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

If we are ever playing chess together and you take my horse you are dead to me. I like him

[rabid dog @unrequiet]

do you mind if i develop feelings for you that ill never be able to shake for the rest of my life

[Groby @groby5000000]

Ah yes. I believe it was Heffley who discussed this in "Rodrick Rules"

[𝖒𝖆𝖉𝖎𝖘𝖔𝖓 𓃴 @madifawnzzz]

“as my final act of love, you’ll never hear from me again” wrong. you will be hearing from me. i won’t even lie like u gotta block me bro

[pansa taringuera @2pesoscon50]

Fumarse un pucho con dolor de garganta

[BROONO ㊆ @BROONOart]

I like goin to the gym at 3pm bc it’s just all the people with mysterious income sources

[Mike Truk ⛁ @Wallop4000]

Your Testicles are Literally Filled With Hundreds of Thousands of Evil Slithering Beasts and that is Why You are Like This

[soosoorandom @sluvity_____]

I am no mans dream girl. No man could ever imagine and create a woman as complex and beautiful as me.

[disociangel @Disociangel]

Me incomoda centrar las conversaciones alrededor mio pero resiento cuando no lo son. I hate it here

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

In my heart I know I am an ambient electronic musician I just haven’t made anything yet. and never will

[delilah! 𒉭 @corpseoficarus]

I’m off the shit that made Freud slip

[ravn @mfnravn]

oh you don’t have a lighter? no problem here just have yours back bro

[☆ angelito bling ☆ @lvvvigi]

perdón pero antes de salir contigo tengo que saber si no eres un proyecto de la CIA o el Mossad para desestabilizar mi lucha en LATAM

[gung @gunglemynuts]

white people when smiling friends... nevermind... i can't even joke about it... fuck...

[ivan : ) @JoannaNewSum41]

I am not nostalgic for 2016. I was fatter and liked Car Seat Headrest

[Anthony Bourdain @Bourdain]

Fascinated by Applejack's struggles with sexual identity.

[Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters]

Modern Broad City episode: Ilana desperately tries to get arrested at a protest to prove she’s still an activist despite turning 35, meanwhile Abbi gets detained by ICE walking home with snacks from the international section. Ilana is both outraged for her and jealous.

[disociangel @Disociangel]

They is everyone else twin

[disociangel @Disociangel]

Its crazy cuz once u figure out they scared of u too shits easy

[disociangel @Disociangel]

Dios mio la hubris que sentí armando un subway sabiendo que mi papá paga. Lo mas cercano que estaré de ser nepo baby