Chris

Day Job: Auto Finance | Night Job: Father of Four (One more en route), Colorado sports fan, DoorDash Connoisseur, Sarcasm, Great Dane owner

[Chris @DisplacedInIndy]

@NotY0mum @jemelehill @BauerOutage Nice desperation. Saying “I’m wrong and retarded” could have saved you carpal tunnel, squinting and ad hominem. Back. To. Your. Corner.

[Chris @DisplacedInIndy]

@DancerPT61 @jemelehill @BauerOutage Shhh, your bad opinion is understood and disregarded. Back to your corner.

[Chris @DisplacedInIndy]

@GenBellisarius @jemelehill @BauerOutage Prove it was true. Court documents and judgments suggest otherwise. Back to your corner, Wally

[Chris @DisplacedInIndy]

@MrBaseballRadio @jemelehill @BauerOutage Thanks for being wrong. Back to your corner, anonymous sped.

[Chris @DisplacedInIndy]

@raptorsonlgpass @jemelehill @BauerOutage Yeah, as if it wasn’t another overarching sexism rage bait post. Back to your corner, Brando.

[Chris @DisplacedInIndy]

@DancerPT61 @jemelehill @BauerOutage Spoiler - AP didn’t say anything about gender, but damned if Jemele didn’t take the DEI wheel out for a spin. Back to your corner, Sheryl.

[The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial]

Since no one will see this anyway, here is a list of everyone I think should be drafted.

1. Mark Levin, we need the enthusiasm you bring to X on the front lines. Drafted.
2. Lindsey Graham, I hear you want to ask South Carolinians to send their sons and daughters to fight for Israel, well homie, You first. Drafted.
3. Ben Shapiro, you say this is the single greatest foreign policy move of your lifetime? You should see it from the front lines, legend. Drafted.
4. Every single person who has been telling Trump he is “the non-Jewish Messiah”. Yes we know about that. Congratulations on cracking the code, you win front row seats to see “Cyrus” usher in your apocalypse. Drafted.
5. Anyone saying “Charlie would have wanted this.” Bro, You’re as evil as they come. But F*** you you’re drafted now.
6. BiBi Netanyahu. I command you to rise from the dead or wherever the heII you are and be drafted.
7. Everybody in the government who supports this war and all their firstborn sons. Drafted.
8. People who believe abortion is healthcare— Guess what. War with Iran is healthcare now. Drafted.
9. The history retarded who think George Washington would want war with Iran. lol. You’re too dumb to insult. Drafted.
10. Men who compete in women sports. Iran is the women’s sports now. Drafted.
11. Every pundit who destroyed their credibility over the last 3 months defending Jeffrey Epstein. Ew. Drafted.
12. Everyone on the Epstein client list. You’re double drafted.
13. Everyone who participated in the 2020 George Floyd riots. Drafted.
14. The Covid tyrants. You’re all drafted now.
15. The corpses of Dick Cheney and John McCain. Drop them in Iran, they should see this. Drafted.
16. The El Salvador Prisoners. Microchip them all, they’re dying for Israel. Drafted.
17. Bill Kristol, David Frum, Max Boot, Jennifer Rubin, Victoria Nuland. Get out of my sight, you’re all drafted.
18. John Bolton. You’re the most drafted of all.
19. The J6 committee. You’re the war with Iran committee now. Drafted.
20. People who don’t like dogs. You can’t be trusted. Drafted.
21. Every podcaster who lied us into this war and every other war. Drafted.
22. Vegans, cyclists, crossfitters, and people with pronouns in their bio. Drafted.
23. Antifa. You psychopaths are fkn crazy. We need that. Drafted.
24. The $7000 club, and anybody is taking money to lie to you. Drafted.
25. Feminists and male feminists. You’re both just awful. Drafted.
26. People who asks Grok “is this is real”. Drafted.
27. PETA. You brought this up upon yourselves. Drafted.
28. Activists for foreign nations. You’re all activists for the war in Iran now. Drafted.
29. People who blow rape whistles at protests. I could not draft you fast enough.
30. People who report their untaxed purchases across state lines. You won’t be hurting America anymore. Drafted.
30. Gun-grabbers. Grab this d***. Drafted.
31. AIPAC. I could not draft you harder if I tried.
31. Furries. Get in the box or your antisemitic. Drafted.
32. Pedos. Get comfortable, you won’t be coming back. Drafted.

I reserve the right to add to this list

[Chris @DisplacedInIndy]

@TomDwan @DougPolkVids I hope you make enough off of blackmailing Doug to pay back @haralabob. Good luck!

[Chris @DisplacedInIndy]

Tripling down on making everyone be James Merilatt is a terrible idea. The Skip Bayless media method died a few years ago, now it’s just K-Mart versions of “hot takes”. Try being innovative to the industry instead of doing lazy stat interpretations that expose the games come on too late for you to watch, @MikeEvans1043.

[Denver Sports 104.3 @DenSports1043]

Gabe Landeskog has been a DISAPPOINTMENT this season! #GoAvsGo #Avalanche

@bstokley14 | @MikeEvans1043 | @markschlereth

[Chris @DisplacedInIndy]

@bstokley14 Don’t engage with somebody whose name is a Bart Simpson prank to make you say Huge a-hole.

[Chris @DisplacedInIndy]

@Truth_matters20 If you’re going to sum up your whole life purpose and philosophy over a 90 second clip, it appears so.

[Alex Rosen @iFightForKids]

.@TeamYouTube again removed a channel thats been responsible for dozens of PEDOPHILES getting convicted. Please tag them on his post.

[Chris @DisplacedInIndy]

@Def_not_Timmmmy @GioThePodcaster How pathetic does your life have to be if you’re a grown ass man picking on a disabled high school student trying to chase his dream? 🤡 🤡 🤡

[Chris @DisplacedInIndy]

CTEll me more about this, @BradRoby_1 🙄

[Bradley Roby @BradRoby_1]

refs miss calls all the time . Honestly you can call a penalty on every play let’s be fr . But to choose to only call bs calls in the 4th quarter in clutch situations on only on one team to keep drives going is how the NFL cheats lowkey and everyone just gotta accept it lol WACK!

[Chris @DisplacedInIndy]

Hey @CalltoActivism is this you?

https://t.co/I5Efy0ZjFu

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

THIS IS EPIC

🚨MAJOR BREAKING: Stephen Colbert just invited the editor of The New Yorker to unveil the next cover of the magazine - which depicts Trump’s tiny hand over the mute button on a remote control.

This is how we fight back!! FUCK censorship!

[Chris @DisplacedInIndy]

Bro I live in Indy 😭

[DNVR Broncos @DNVR_Broncos]

How we doing this morning, Broncos Country…

[Isabella Maria DeLuca @IsabellaMDeLuca]

If your church refused to mention Charlie this Sunday, it’s time to find a new one.

Any church afraid to speak truth in the face of evil has no business leading God’s people.

[Tim Pool @Timcast]

Yes, Charlie wanted free speech and debate.

Y'all Killed him, then celebrated his death

Now you get what was standing behind him

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

It’s all about Jesus.