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Thinking about them beans. And Bitcoin.

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@NVIDIAGeForce #RTXPowersPlay

[Fred Krueger @dotkrueger]

@pikachustrategy Look. I grew up in the 58K gang. And I know the 59K gang. There are good people in both of those gangs.

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@paularambles Physicians literally do this all day already with their dictation mics.

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THAT, was a terrible market day for me.

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About to crack open Accelerando by Charles Stross. Anybody read it? Any good?

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@rtlsdrblog Very cool.
Can it play historical flights too? Just curious

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Google is not acting reliable or correct after they rolled out their AI-search engine. Was searching for land for sale in Woosley TX and Google had an AI stroke and was hallucinating that Woosley Tx didn't exist and was trying to point me towards land for sale near every STREET named Woosley within a 100 mile radius of me. Wtf.

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@Samaytwt Windows

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What happened to bitcoin?

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Oh thank god. Got my account back. Thank you X support!

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@kimmonismus If your not OSRS maxing then idk what to tell ya

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@MikushRab Send me the object files link and I will run it through my stl generator project on grok/hermes/grokbuild. Im curious.

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@elonmusk Using it now to create shopping carts for a website it built for me. Grok Build is awesome. Snipcart is dead.

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@PrintsandtheRev @pembie000ind @muffgangV2 What is that abhorrent creation

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@blueorigin Gonna be like that scene from castaway

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@LiminalPanda @grok @sudoingX So cursed

[Warren H. Cohn @WarCo1]

Here’s the email to employees:

Team,

Hope everyone’s doing well and enjoying the productivity enhancements from our AI tooling initiative.

Unfortunately, Finance has asked me to clarify a small issue.

It appears someone, and by “someone” I mean apparently all of you simultaneously, managed to spend $500,000,000 on @claudeai usage in a single month.

For context:
•NASA landed on the moon for less.
•We are now the proud owner of approximately 14% of Anthropic.
•Claude personally sent us a thank-you fruit basket.
•Our CFO has entered a fugue state and only communicates through Slack emojis.
•The electricity usage from your prompts briefly dimmed parts of Northern Virginia.
While we appreciate innovation, there are concerns that:
•“Can you make this email sound slightly warmer?” did not require 11,400 generations.
•Asking Claude to “rewrite this in the style of Succession, Hemingway, and Tony Soprano combined” may have been excessive.
•One employee appears to have used Claude to generate “a quick list of lunch options” that somehow consumed the GDP of a small island nation.

Going forward, please observe the following guidelines:
1Do not upload the entire internet into Claude “for context.”
2If your prompt begins with “simulate every possible outcome,” reconsider.
3Claude should not be used to:
◦settle fantasy football disputes,
◦write your wedding vows 97 times,
◦generate revenge edits of your ex’s LinkedIn bio,
◦or ask “what if Rome had WiFi?”

Most importantly:

If you see the message:

“This request may require additional datacenter construction”

…please stop immediately and contact IT.

Thank you all for your cooperation during this challenging yet technologically groundbreaking time.

Warm regards,
Management

P.S. Whoever prompted:
“Generate every possible PR angle for every company founded since 1983”
…we just want to talk.

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@nic_carter If your in ai pivot to guns beans and bitcoin

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Oh thank god

[kache @yacineMTB]

Nevermind. I just got an encouraging voice note. I'm going to become a YouTuber