Elle

Yes, I've been here before. No, you don't know me.

[Elle @DistilledElle]

Masturbation can help clear your sinuses.

Doctors won't tell you that, but I will.

[Elle @DistilledElle]

“...She had pepperoni nipples like a proper lady, and her hair smelled like $3 Pantene...”

[Elle @DistilledElle]

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[𝓜𝓮𝓱𝓻𝓲💫 @meh_thinks]

People don’t fake depression, they fake being ok.

[Kanye’s bhole @bossy_bootz]

This has been the longest short week ever

[Elle @DistilledElle]

When you find your mom’s anon Twitter account

[Elle @DistilledElle]

Apparently after 2.5 years of desperately trying to be together, my dog broke through the fence and boned my neighbor's dog today.

And I feel like I just reached the best part of a romance novel.

[Bʀɪᴀɴɪᴀᴄ® @BGH70]

I wish other people liked me as much as I like people. By that I mean, not at all.

[Bʀɪᴀɴɪᴀᴄ® @BGH70]

Just how angry are you from, “not at all” to, “the vending machine didn’t work”?

[Elle @DistilledElle]

When you have ALL the tea, but you don’t spill a drop.

[Lovely Potatoes @robin_991]

*fiddles with your thermostat

[Elle @DistilledElle]

Wtf did you guys do to this place?

[120yearz @120yearz]

fuck off or get fucked over

[Elle @DistilledElle]

Hi. My name is Elle and I like to self medicate with carne asada burritos.

[Matty Boom Batty @vlowgoes]

The magic has always been in the music.

[Elle @DistilledElle]

Those warm tequila chills.

[Elle @DistilledElle]

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[Corey Paterson @Midgetspar]

you won't find happiness here. It's only an emotional patch.