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Anti-social communications professional / IN Statehouse / My views are my own

[al v @DistractedAlly]

Guess who discovered the Harry Potter fanfiction they wrote when they were 7?

[linz ☕️ @drluzborrell]

i think about this like once a week at least

[al v @DistractedAlly]

You bitches are scared.

[al v @DistractedAlly]

Real recognizes real, but I fear he has me beat.

[al v @DistractedAlly]

Real recognizes real, but I fear he has me beat.

[al v @DistractedAlly]

Real recognizes real, but I fear he has me beat.

[Buzzing Pop @BuzzingPop]

Mumford and Sons’ lead singer and Carey Mulligan’s husband, Marcus, shares his thoughts on ‘Heated Rivalry’:

“That sh*t is pretty intense, man. I kind of f**king love it […] I’m also so deeply in love with Connor Storrie, straight away.”

[nikki mccann ramírez @NikkiMcR]

poland pierogi i love you

[Bunny @bunniegay]

can they specify who she falls in love with bc that will determine whether or not I watch, thanks

[Alejandra @acuriouserheart]

I replay this in my brain 24/7

[al v @DistractedAlly]

@chattykath_ @dstew95 this was essentially the same as my Akon situation.

[Natalie @jbfan911]

Hey sorry can’t talk right now. I’m listening to my cat breathe while he sleeps and my heart is filling up with love

[al v @DistractedAlly]

@dstew95 @brmarie94 @brmarie94 please include me in all Sadie related messages in the future. Thank you.

[purr.in.ink @purrinink]

Happy #caturday

[🍀 @heartfeltbot]

Bro, We Are Rivals . Its Ok To Pin Me Up Against A Wall . Im Ur Nemesis . I Hate You . ... Bro, We Are Kiss ing Now . . No Dont Stop Bro .. Bro ...

[dick snickers @smithsara79]

i love when pets lie down & cross their little paws, like oh i didn’t realize you were so classy

[Alexis Gay @yayalexisgay]

people say living in the city is scary but have you ever been alone at a house in the suburbs after 10:30pm???

[al v @DistractedAlly]

@dstew95 Idk what this means. T god for Google.

[al v @DistractedAlly]

I have no idea who Joe Burrow is and at this point I’m too afraid to ask.

[al v @DistractedAlly]

@dstew95 Wow. You are SO right honestly.

[Connor @CDawgVA]

It's never too late to hate NFTs

[al v @DistractedAlly]

Not me, but it really could be.

[anna @annagracehill1]

this pic of my gf listening to me manically infodumping abt 2003 fullmetal alchemist at a bbq.. o my god

[jacksfilms @jacksfilms]

It's about drive
It's about power
Had a good cry
In my shower