Keith Parkinson

Hairy artist - drawing, painting, sculpture, schools artist, community artist, public artist, anything else?

[Keith Parkinson @DistractedKeith]

@talkSPORT @TheAdrianDurham Rice and Anderson gave Croatia midfield free access first half. That’s where the weakness was, not the centre halves.

[Keith Parkinson @DistractedKeith]

@SarahWorkx Don’t, under any circumstances go for Shabby Shite!

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@AvonandsomerRob

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@james_xond 2/2 … shift at greetings card factory where I worked holidays all through 6th form and university.

[Keith Parkinson @DistractedKeith]

@james_xond 14. Butcher’s washer upper. Thursday Friday teatime and Saturdays. Scrubbed, washed, deliveries, dressed chickens and turkeys. Made beef burgers. Once painted shop on Sundays. Mopped floors hand wringing mop in near boiling water and lots of bleach. At 16 also worked evening 1/2

[Keith Parkinson @DistractedKeith]

@Be_Fibre yet another service drop. Haslingden Lancashire. Your website says no outages again but it’s dropped out. Second time in a couple of weeks. Anything happening about it?

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@_ElliottJackson Disappointing news. I know it’s only a snapshot and no proper indicator but I enjoyed watching his pre match defensive drills. Always varied, engaging and realistic. I particularly liked how he pushed and bullied the defenders to receive the ball under pressure.

[Keith Parkinson @DistractedKeith]

@InglemanD @51M0N_5 Tell me why?

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@InglemanD I loved the language play, just reminded me of 70s boys’ grammar school word play.

[Keith Parkinson @DistractedKeith]

@InglemanD Classic reference. Reminds me of my school days.

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@InglemanD @TomDennison12 Still…,,

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@tezilyas He was definitely the best left back in the world in his day. The best we ever produced. Hurts to say it.

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@InglemanD @scriptwren Any chance I could get away without anyone ever having to look at it!

[Keith Parkinson @DistractedKeith]

@InglemanD @scriptwren I was always expected to provide it. Photocopied at the District Education Office. Whether anyone looked at it is another question.

[Keith Parkinson @DistractedKeith]

It seems that Alan Milburn’s report into youth unemployment recommends lowering minimum wage so employers can afford to pay them. Red tory bollocks. Perhaps a better choice is to stop 60-67 year olds taking all the work. Allow young people to get jobs and learn work ethic.

[JollieOli @OllieHCollins]

Adam Wharton has more major trophies in 12 months than Burnley has in 50 years.....let that sink in

" He's one of our own 🔵⚪"

[Keith Parkinson @DistractedKeith]

@joshpearson180 @gamstjones12 It was on the cards following his last England match. He kept making excellent space to receive the ball, turn and drive in the middle of the park, and almost every time the defenders either sent it long or bypassed him wide.

[Keith Parkinson @DistractedKeith]

@blackburnrovers @_ElliottJackson He’ll need to massively improve to justify that spend.

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@NasheCeezet_zw The internet didn’t have a job he had a work experience placement.