sativa diva

[Spiritomb @SPIR1T0M8]

my grandparents went to rome and cried when they saw the pope and i was like y’all are doing too much but hes like their arceus so its serious for them

[SwagPacific @Swag_Pacific]

The type of shit I retweeted after I busted full load to gang bang porn

[kaysey @gwskays]

Me when the fast part of melatonin hits

[julia @juumelo_]

actually I’m locked the fucked out I’m distractionmaxxing

[Funny Degenerate @realfunnydegen]

Actual footage of me on 100mg of edibles when I’m out in public

[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

lol Mariska Hargitay tried reciting Nicole Kidman's AMC speech during her Emmys monologue, and Nicole interrupted her

Nicole: No, Mariska! Come on. That's mine. That's my bit. You can't do that. That's actually my line!

Mariska: Zip it, movie lady! It's TV's turn tonight.

[yev @itisyev]

Cavemen after they invented the spear:

[Katherine Brodsky @mysteriouskat]

I thought this was a scene from a scripted horror film.

[Beff (e/acc) @beffjezos]

Anthropic are literally effectively burning books and want to be the exclusive source of truth in the future.

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

i love when doctors say "avoid stress" like i can just unsubscribe from economy and become a decorative gargoyle.

[David ᵇᵉ @OxytocinDAVID]

FINNEAS COOKED HIM LMAOOO

[Centro LEAKS @CentroLeaks]

Happy Pride Month!

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Video by @sindorman

[sativa diva @Divasativadiva]

I can’t trust a bitch with bangs

[Joanna Robinson @jowrotethis]

I’ve still never used ChatGPT. It’s unbelievably easy not to.

[jynx @miiagarro]

men will say "well at least i'm not selling my body" and then join the military

[sativa diva @Divasativadiva]

Seeing influencers in the wild makes me homocidal

[Luann’s Camel @luannscamel]

No greater pairing than Gizelle vs. Karen

(but Nene vs. Shereé comes close)
#RHOP

[Desirée @OfficialDesiree]

Racism is a sign of low intelligence.