Freya - ||Parody||

Just think, if I hadn't had sex you all wouldn't be here. @TheDivineDude likes knocking me up, clearly. I also invented the g-spot. #MotherOfAll #BoonieBaby

[Freya - ||Parody|| @DivineDudette]

@TheDivineDude I am all about the happy endings, my love.

[Freya - ||Parody|| @DivineDudette]

||@TheDivineDude||

[UP ALL NIGHT @neversleeps29]

When she thinks about Sir

[Freya - ||Parody|| @DivineDudette]

I will put you both up for adoption.

[Freya - ||Parody|| @DivineDudette]

#NewAvi

[Freya - ||Parody|| @DivineDudette]

Imma kiss your face! [Tackles him] https://t.co/V62SrxDcfk

[God ||Parody - Not Actually God. Duh|| @TheDivineDude]

#NewProfilePic

[Aliyah - ||Parody|| @ClumsySeraph]

"I am as graceful as a fridge falling down a flight of stairs."

❀ Angel. Clumsy. Sweet. Bubbly. Submissive.

❀ Daughter of @TheDivineDude and @DivineDudette.

❀ @ArchaicGrowl's Little Red Riding Hood.

❀ #LlewellynFam

❀ Author: @BoondockBaby

[Freya - ||Parody|| @DivineDudette]

[Eyes the demon]

[Freya - ||Parody|| @DivineDudette]

[Chuckling] You're welcome, sweetheart. Momma loves you. https://t.co/zk1MFC3Wgf

[Freya - ||Parody|| @DivineDudette]

@TheDivineDude [Bringing my hand down to rest on his, I wish happily and rest my forehead against his with a chuckle] No, you've never minded. In fact, you encourage it. [I murmur softly] And we do need another girl. The boys are out numbering us. [I joke]

[Freya - ||Parody|| @DivineDudette]

You don't need to worry about that right now. [Completely hopes to distract him by giving him a giant brownie] https://t.co/LkYKaA8G53

[Freya - ||Parody|| @DivineDudette]

@TheDivineDude having another little angel? [I ask softly, eyes innocent]

[Freya - ||Parody|| @DivineDudette]

@TheDivineDude [Catch he ignores the cranky part which makes me chuckle. My nails gently scratch at his scalp as I mew cutely at him. I may be the mother of all and the goddess of light, but can still be adorable damn it] So are you saying you wouldn't mind--

[Freya - ||Parody|| @DivineDudette]

I swear... [Growls at the wolf and the leopard]

[Freya - ||Parody|| @DivineDudette]

@TheDivineDude [Smirking, one hand slides up and threads through his hair. I love moments like this, to be close to him and know he is mine and will always be as I am his. His words bring a blush and I can't help but steal a kiss] Even when I am cranky and pregnant? [I tease]

[Freya - ||Parody|| @DivineDudette]

@TheDivineDude [I smile, sliding arms behind his neck and chuckle softly before kissing him long and sweet for a moment] I love you, so very much and if you keep sweet talking me I will marry you all over again.

[Freya - ||Parody|| @DivineDudette]

@TheDivineDude [Blushing and kissing his cheek before humming] You say the sweetest things.

[Freya - ||Parody|| @DivineDudette]

Look at @TheDivineDude this morning. [Swoons]

[Freya - ||Parody|| @DivineDudette]

Never, my little pumpkin seed. https://t.co/GDtNyp44Yt

[Freya - ||Parody|| @DivineDudette]

Try again, Nathaniel.

[Freya - ||Parody|| @DivineDudette]

Package set. Like fine china.