God ||Parody - Not Actually God. Duh||

Dude. Not cool. You should totally know who I am. Hey @DivineDudette, wanna hop on my lap and make another angel?

[God ||Parody - Not Actually God. Duh|| @TheDivineDude]

@DivineDudette You're welcome for creating masturbating. [Cheeky grin]

[God ||Parody - Not Actually God. Duh|| @TheDivineDude]

And I'll let her.

[God ||Parody - Not Actually God. Duh|| @TheDivineDude]

“Isn’t she the most beautiful woman in existence?”

[Freya - ||Parody|| @DivineDudette]

#NewAvi

[God ||Parody - Not Actually God. Duh|| @TheDivineDude]

@AmicusPup “I love you too, Amicus.” Chuckles and gives him some scritches behind the ear and under his chin.

[God ||Parody - Not Actually God. Duh|| @TheDivineDude]

Leaves some treats for @AmicusPup after he checks in on things because bestest pup ever.

[God ||Parody - Not Actually God. Duh|| @TheDivineDude]

Catches her with a grin and presents his face for all the smooches ever.

[Freya - ||Parody|| @DivineDudette]

Imma kiss your face! [Tackles him] https://t.co/V62SrxDcfk

[God ||Parody - Not Actually God. Duh|| @TheDivineDude]

Sprawls on top of @DivineDudette and uses her boobs as his pillow.

[God ||Parody - Not Actually God. Duh|| @TheDivineDude]

#NewProfilePic

[God ||Parody - Not Actually God. Duh|| @TheDivineDude]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Aliyah - ||Parody|| @ClumsySeraph]

"I am as graceful as a fridge falling down a flight of stairs."

❀ Angel. Clumsy. Sweet. Bubbly. Submissive.

❀ Daughter of @TheDivineDude and @DivineDudette.

❀ @ArchaicGrowl's Little Red Riding Hood.

❀ #LlewellynFam

❀ Author: @BoondockBaby

[God ||Parody - Not Actually God. Duh|| @TheDivineDude]

@DivineDudette another little one. It's been a couple hundred years since our last honeymoon."

[God ||Parody - Not Actually God. Duh|| @TheDivineDude]

@DivineDudette "Because I know how happy it makes you to bring a new life into this world, and you are /so/ beautiful when you smile." Sweeps his thumb over her abdomen in a gentle caress, releasing a happy sigh that mirrors her own. "I think I would like to marry you again before we have --

[God ||Parody - Not Actually God. Duh|| @TheDivineDude]

@DivineDudette over her stomach. "Maybe another little girl this time?"

[God ||Parody - Not Actually God. Duh|| @TheDivineDude]

@DivineDudette Nuzzles his nose against hers, breath ghosting over her lips as he releases a quiet laugh over her adorable mewing. "Have I ever minded in the past, oh darling wife of mine? I think we're ready for a new addition to the family, don't you?" Drops his hand for it to rest lightly--

[God ||Parody - Not Actually God. Duh|| @TheDivineDude]

@DivineDudette part about her being cranky since that's such a rarity.

[God ||Parody - Not Actually God. Duh|| @TheDivineDude]

@DivineDudette Pushes into the fingers in his hair and wraps his arms around her, enjoying how perfectly her body fits against his own. She was indeed perfect in every way, and he made sure to tell her as often as he could. "Especially when you're pregnant." Murmurs, completely ignoring the --

[God ||Parody - Not Actually God. Duh|| @TheDivineDude]

@DivineDudette that is the case, then I shall go find you a new ring. Because I don't intend on ever stopping."

[God ||Parody - Not Actually God. Duh|| @TheDivineDude]

@DivineDudette Let a sound of contentment rumble deep in his chest as he returns the kiss, pouring into it every ounce of love he had for her. "I love you too, my beautiful Freya." Whispers against her lips afterwards, not bothering to pull away so he can savor the intimacy of the moment. "If--

[God ||Parody - Not Actually God. Duh|| @TheDivineDude]

@DivineDudette "I'm only speaking the truth, my love." Leans in to nuzzle his nose against hers, stealing a kiss afterwards. "You grow more beautiful with each passing day."

[God ||Parody - Not Actually God. Duh|| @TheDivineDude]

@DivineDudette Big, cheesy grin. "I have a much better view when I first wake up, though."