Diving Hippo 😎🦛🏖️☘️

Here today

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@josephpowell Brexshit, 🐂 💩 the billion pound loss maker sold to 🇬🇧 by garbage 🗑️ in Westminster. Most of the damage has been caused by piss poor government failing to manage change. Fwits. Who’d have thought that Johnson, Fartage, Davis and the rest would turn out to be 💩… again?

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@LondonEconomic 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🫣🐽💩🏝️

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@BBCNews THE END IS NIGH! 🫣🏝️🐽

Is that the end of random moody birds 🐦 and late night rim jobs in the street. 🇬🇧 economy is definitely in trouble! 🤪🤣

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@Jaack 😁🤪🤣🫣😀 Did you follow that with the joke about the two fat birds 🐦 who were from Whales not Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🫩😁🏝️

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@TomK_Brit1993 Thick cow 🐮 Bumpy 🦛 was was quite clear on this point earlier today! 😡

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@RedPillSayian BOX 📦 OF FROGS 🐸

Couldn’t imagine a more banal existence 🤪🫣🏝️Be grateful ☺️ for the great escape!

[Diving Hippo 😎🦛🏖️☘️ @DivingHippo1]

@Kearney3Mr I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW!

Yes 👏 It just leaps out of the screen at you!

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@JasonPeck The triumph of perception over perspective in the short term. 🥳🤪🏝️

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@SaulStaniforth ZERO INTEREST! 💩

No real interest in receiving moral guidance from a dishonest turd like Reynolds. With a bit of luck 🍀 he will be gone at the next opportunity.

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@SaveUKVillages DARK BROWN FLOCULLENCE! 💩

What is that stain 🫟 between 10 o’clock and 12 o’clock 🕛?

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@OliLondonTV That’s enough of that for the weekend, right there!

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@Bounce_BackLoan @EmmaforWycombe Bumpy cut one off this morning that was smarter than that. 🏝️😀

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@benonwine GREGGS PIES 🥧 AND PASTIES 😆

Fitness became optional about the time that Greggs started offering pasties and rim jobs! 🤪😆🏝️😀

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@graceclarke There is at Singers with a pool and several in the Middle East have pools! 😀🏝️

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@TimjboAU Why would you you take a vessel there and willingly deal with all the bullshit that is the MUA? Whoops 😬 forgot the 6 categories of ice cream. Seen the size of a deck hand in 🇦🇺 recently? 🐽 Mind that head ache ball chubby! 😂🤣🏝️

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@SaulStaniforth POLISHING OF TURDS 💩

Is that dishonest wee jobbie 💩 still doing the rounds. The sooner rubbish like that and Jenrick are gone, the quicker people in 🇬🇧 can start to effect some change.

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@NotFarLeftAtAll ARE YOU TWO WHALES 🐋 FROM SCOTLAND? 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

Reminds me of an old joke… two fat birds 🐦 at the bar. I never did get to the punch line! 🫣😆🤣😂

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@thetimes Fresh from his legion of success at domestic affairs, the turd 💩 that was going to stay in post to serve constituents thinks he has something to offer the international arena. Same smell as that Miliband rubbish. People in 🇬🇧 need to get a grip of these fools, today!

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@DavidLammy What a pile!

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@Keir_Starmer It’s only just into the week. And there seems to be no shortage of 💩 weasels. Starmer, more useless than Johnson, achieving less than Truss. With that track record less welcome than flatulence on the international stage. Smash the boats 🛶 Starmer. 🤣🏝️💩