Divyam

Real Madrid | Writer at Fansided's soccer division

[Divyam @Divyyammm]

We are not written for one instrument alone; I am not, neither are you.

- Elio to Oliver in Call Me By Your Name by André Aciman

[Divyam @Divyyammm]

@Janwar_janwar_ @maveinlux @CA_DeepakJoshi Individual ITRs are anyway the least yielding avenue for practicing CAs. They'd rather have those automated.

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@Janwar_janwar_ @maveinlux @CA_DeepakJoshi Niggesh, a CA interprets and analyzes the provisions and intricacies of the Income Tax Act and historical case laws to make the safest and best tax saving for the client. AI has limited access to such intricate thought.

[Divyam @Divyyammm]

@Janwar_janwar_ @maveinlux @CA_DeepakJoshi Good luck asking gemini to do litigation before income tax authorities for its own mistakes.

[Divyam @Divyyammm]

MY GOAT

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨⚪️ Marc Cucurella on playing with Vini Jr: “I do NOT care if he doesn't track back, or doesn't help defensively”.

“Let him stay fresh ALL GAME so he can score goals, I will do ALL THE DIRTY WORK for him”.

[☆ @LyricalDoctor6]

Me fumbling a church baddie after she asked me what chapter comes after Luke and i said shaw

[Peixãõ Fodãáâåàäoôõøôhmm @PiscesFueda]

Endrick: “eu amo a União Soviética”

Ancelotti:

[Telegram Messenger @telegram]

Over 300,000 people die of drowning each year. In order to protect society, it is now illegal to consume or possess water.

Your government is also considering banning solid food, as it presents a needless choking hazard.
You are not an adult.
You are a baby.
Eat the baby food.

[S. @sayerhsjar]

the idea of jana gana mana playing during a world footballing event itself gives me goosebumps, man, unfortunately retards of this country will never let it happen because bat ball is more important

[Yashaswinee Raje Singh @ywineethepooh]

took the high road back then but this grifter seems to be running his mouth again so why don’t we settle this the old fashioned way - an instagram live debate. let the public decide what your word is worth, shall we? only one request - apna green screen mat bhoolna. 🙏🏽 i’ll wait.

[Divyam @Divyyammm]

@IDFCFIRSTBank Sent the email. Kindly let me know if I should close my bank accounts or not.

[Divyam @Divyyammm]

@IDFCFIRSTBank Received yet another loan marketing call today. When I requested Ms. Nikita Soni not to call again, she replied, "Hum toh karenge call." When I mentioned filing a complaint and closing my accounts, Ms. Chandrika responded, "Tumhe jo karna hai kar lo."

[isHaHaHa @hajarkagalwa]

The flop film that I secretly love a lot.

[Divyam @Divyyammm]

@nautfcb Neither of the two is antithetical to the other.

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@VinaySingh40013 @malpani Bullet trains? Kahaan dikh gyi india me lode.

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@CAChirag India has gaumutra

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@BarcaUniversal He's literally going to earn less than what he earned with Man City but yes he is chasing money. Make it make sense.

[Dr. Ruchika Sharma @tishasaroyan]

@ProfVemsani Your entire argument of the seal being associated with Shiva is also plagiarized from a colonial "scholar" John Marshall. More than a 100 years have passed since he gave this outdated argument. Read a little, Macaulayputri

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@DhruvMendirat11 @RailwaySeva @RailMadad @RailMinIndia Not yet

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@bharatha_desam @AudreyTruschke That's an AI image you dimwit.

[Divyam @Divyyammm]

0.49 seconds is not "just" in athletics.

[Dank jetha @Dank_jetha]

For context, bro is just 0.49 seconds away from breaking Usain Bolt's record.