Joseph Lamar & the Dixie Chickens

Waxer of Philosophy & Teller of Bad Dick Jokes. Terrible musician w/ a small wiener. Lastly, Penis. (See what I mean?!)

[Joseph Lamar & the Dixie Chickens @DixieChickens]

@robin_baxter @mitchellreports @SenKamalaHarris @VP Solid.

[Joseph Lamar & the Dixie Chickens @DixieChickens]

My son just told me that Home Alone and Diehard are the same movie. Both Christmas movies, John McClain = Kevin, their house = Nakatomi tower, The Wet Bandits = Hans Gruber, etc.
Blew my mind.

[Joseph Lamar & the Dixie Chickens @DixieChickens]

My teenager doesn’t take showers, he takes, “saunas“. Makes me wonder if I’m truly king of my own castle....

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I’m afraid we’re going to block so many spam #’s that in a few yrs nobody is going to be able to get a # number, we all gonna have each other already blocked.

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@sarahshook Sweet

[Margo Price @MissMargoPrice]

it only takes one d*ck pic in the dm’s to ruin it for everybody else

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@MissMargoPrice #Deep

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Janis Joplin was the OG Adele.
#FightMe

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Interesting fact for the day: Jeelel White what's not only our beloved Steve Urkel... He was also the voice of #SonicTheHedgehog in all three different cartoons

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Quick Update, no big deal. But “The Hired Guns” have changed their names the “The Dixie Chicks”. That is all.