Mark Dixson

Lover of ales, trails, runs and puns

[Mark Dixson @DixsonMark]

@RealTimVine Have you planted your seed from Harry Hill? 😃

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Thanks for a magical night at @beardedtheory under a crumpet moon @badly_drawn_boy.
Hope your mum gets better soon Damon x

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@GrahamSmyth Roses are white,
You get wool from a Llama,
Still laughing last night,
About that miss from Cole Palmer…

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@sleafordmods brightening up a miserable Thursday evening in Leeds tonight. Cheers lads!

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@AndyBurnhamGM Let’s hope so. Sorry Andy #mot

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@hwinkler4real @WendyLovesJesus @RealRonHoward Have you seen his appearance in The Studio? - fantastic!

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@LunchyMcPunface I use meditation a lot when I get stressed in crowded car parks. It helps me find my focus.
#LunchPun #RateMyPun

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@AndyCantwell @GrahamSmyth When did Larsson morph into Steve Coogan? #aha #accidentalpartridge

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@BBCBreaking The daleks will be happy

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@Tim_Burgess Same here. Great performance - reminded me of Tiny Tim a little bit (one for the old duffers there)

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@Independent slow news day?

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@Hanzo182_ @ralphineson ALAW! 👏🏼👏🏼

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@cmatbaby @glastonbury @justsammorris @ReddanDouglas I honestly can’t see anything beating this performance. You and the band were fucking awesome 👏🏼👏🏼

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@DachshundColin Third Reich Said Fred

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@StansaidAirport Apparently Gazza is on his way to the White House with some chicken and a few cans of lager.

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@NME Snatch and sniff surely?

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@WhiteHouse

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@DachshundColin

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@weddingpresent My favourite Dressage?

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@DachshundColin High plains grifters