John

[John @DizzleFrizzle]

@MichaelTakeMP

[John @DizzleFrizzle]

@NoContextHumans This is where I started!

[John @DizzleFrizzle]

@MsiDouglas @CraigHope_DM Until you've got a stranded Ford Fiesta and a woman called Diane complaining that it's taking her 2 hours to get home from work, it just doesn't compare!

[John @DizzleFrizzle]

@MsiDouglas @CraigHope_DM Mate, I was there for Thunder Thursday!

[John @DizzleFrizzle]

@paddypower You lunatic! La Marseillaise is obviously the best one. Say what you will about the snail munchers but their anthem is top tier!

[John @DizzleFrizzle]

@nufcfans How tall actually is Nick Pope??

[John @DizzleFrizzle]

@SpxTrading10 @stats_feed You're an idiot. This graph is so misleading.

This data is only up to 1855 so doesn't show the rapid rise in temperature in the last 170 years, a rise that is faster than any other period in history and is predicted to take us above the Minoan warming.

[John @DizzleFrizzle]

@ThePoke 21:
‘There are more atoms of hydrogen in a single molecule of water than there are stars in the entire solar system.’
–teedyay

You realise there's only one star in the solar system, right? I think it's called...the Sun

[John @DizzleFrizzle]

@NoContextHumans Wow, this is genius - swim upwards and float! I'd have never thought of that!

[John @DizzleFrizzle]

@stats_feed The hole in the O-zone layer

[John @DizzleFrizzle]

@NoContextHumans

[John @DizzleFrizzle]

@youngmono @MsiDouglas Veltman apparently

[Feargal Sharkey @Feargal_Sharkey]

I need 100,000 signatures to win a parliamentary debate about the ownership of the water industry.

Do your thing internet.

https://t.co/kZz1cXBtz3

[John @DizzleFrizzle]

@Feargal_Sharkey Signed and shared. Keep fighting the good fight @Feargal_Sharkey!

The deliberate pollution of our waterways for the sake of profits is a disgrace.

Here's a thought, what if we collectively refused to pay the "sewerage" charges on our water bills until they sort it out?

[John @DizzleFrizzle]

@anon_opin It's just a shame he's such a dork 😂

[John @DizzleFrizzle]

@BBCSport Unbelievable! Is he actually looking for sympathy??
"The situation I find myself in" - I think you mean "The situation I have created through nobody's fault but my own"

[John @DizzleFrizzle]

@sciencegirl These are stupid. The only way those electrical wires could have become tangled like that is if they were deliberately placed that way, so undoing them is just the reverse of how they were originally tied. Pointless

[John @DizzleFrizzle]

@KemiBadenoch @MartinSLewis Wish you'd stop sticking your tongue out 👅

[John @DizzleFrizzle]

@CraigHope_DM Great idea, good system but currently operated incompetently. VAR isn't the problem, the issue is halfwits employed to use it that take 10 minutes to come to a conclusion that should take 30 seconds.

[John @DizzleFrizzle]

@PeterStefanovi2 Awww! Look at his chuffed little face!! She's made the world's oldest toddler very happy!