Chamelio Salamander

The fattest ass in the Wild West.

my entire life is shitposting the fgc.
i also make badly edited memes.

[Chamelio Salamander @DizzyEnterprise]

whenever you get on a streak in tekken bowl

[Chamelio Salamander @DizzyEnterprise]

@cinnamonsins_ me but with md20/20

[❤️ @aryan_miracle]

SHE USED TO BE A CHILD YOU SICK FUCK

[Kars @KaroshiMyriad]

First look at Arcueid Brunestud (Berserker) in FATE/EXTRA RECORD

[berd @berdyaboi]

*kicks open saloon door and lowers my sunglasses*
"the usual" i smirk at jerry the bartender, he nods knowingly as he pours me a glass of spume (equal parts vodka, milk and sprite)
my cowboy boot catches a loose nail and i trip over myself blasting my skull open on the countertop

[Know Your Meme @knowyourmeme]

On this day 12 years ago, Twitter user 'LuckyLuciano17k' posted a photograph of himself with the caption "You know I had to do it to em".

[sphere merchants @spheremerchants]

u mean upgraded

[🦎🛸🧪🦕 @666iggykoopa]

i can email the guy that grew my melon

[Chamelio Salamander @DizzyEnterprise]

@AF0xyGrampa I come to the F0xy Grampa channel for uplifting and inspiring words of affirmation

[Chamelio Salamander @DizzyEnterprise]

just threw up a bunch of kimchi into a bar's urinal

just a glimpse as to how Korean I've become

[BerserkChip @BerserkChip]

Super Monkey Ball is a better JRPG series than Shin Megami Tensei.

In fact, I'd say its easily the best Japanese Roll Playing Game of all time

[Vale ♊️ @BitterCRZDLoner]

They done got fat nigga physics

[Bava @BavaVTFGC]

THIS IS VIDEO GAMES

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

Young Thug says he likes to scare children so he can harvest their screams to power the city of Atlanta

[Chamelio Salamander @DizzyEnterprise]

@skateboardraga mom pick me up I'm scared

[Solus @Ersatz_Solus]

Underrated type of 21st century friend: pocket NEET. A guy who's either a NEET or has a job where he can afford to fuck around on his phone all day so whenever you're bored at a random time of day, you can just send him some shit and have a conversation.

[Chamelio Salamander @DizzyEnterprise]

clocked my ass, goddamn

[Chamelio Salamander @DizzyEnterprise]

wtf that's fucked up you can't say that

[Zain @ZainNaghmi]

Retired

[2005 glavenus gem on my necklace ꂡꂡꂡ ꂡ HR999 @bgm9709magiiia]

yo who am i fighting

[Chamelio Salamander @DizzyEnterprise]

apology for bad english
where were u wen 2xko die
i was at house eating dorito when phone ring
“2xko is kill”
“no”