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forgot my password 2 years ago, reset it yesterday

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2 = 1 + 1

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“I did not like that internship at all! If that’s what the real world is, I don’t want it.”
Overheard on the tube, honey…the real world is worse, much worse.

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@panecasio Hahaha always a solid option

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1am economics/politics with uber/taxi drivers is my favourite subject

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6 slices, i think that's the perfect number of slices in an individual pizza, not 4, not 8, 6.

[Oxtail Pricing Specialist @simsimmaaz]

They really had us baby millennials dressing business casual to go to the club 😭😭😭

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Hey man is that an American accent?
Yeah.
From where?
Virginia.
Sweet home Alabama!
Yeah that’s it.
#pubtalk

[IT WAS NEVER GOING TO BE ME @solomonmissouri]

You don't wanna be out here learning tiktok dances and falling off milk crates

[Zack Cooper @Z_Cooperstown]

Hey party people, I'm #hiring a Content Marketing Manager to handle all the studio's platforms (web + social).

Need to be a great writer, a solid collaborator, and a top-notch human being.

This you? (RTs appreciated) 👇👇

https://t.co/9KplWmcWVw #gamedevjobs

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@kgordon077 If this tweet gets enough likes maybe I can retire

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Humans greatest achievement - creating stress, then selling the alleviation of said stress as success.

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The closer you are to Italy the further you are from having your pizza cut for you

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Anti-vaxxers are the best marketing for vaccine companies.

[Dean Evans @SpleenZilla]

We’re on the hunt for a lead game designer. Is that you?

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Nothing makes me feel older than looking for a key on a keyboard and staring at it while pressing it with one finger #home #end

[Shit User Story @ShitUserStory]

As a...
– windows user shutting down
I want to...
– be presented with multiple modals, asking if I’d like to save changes to ‘Untitled’, without seeing what ‘Untitled’ is
so that...
– I can shit myself

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Waiter/ress: “are you done?”
Me: *looking at my empty plate* “is the plate edible?”

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@AndrewYang Do you have non suit clothing? Would’ve made the picture look less awkward

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@peterdaou Actually I take it back, would’ve loved to see Bernie there