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[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Chiefs HC Andy Reid told reporters that QB Patrick Mahomes, coming off a torn ACL, has been cleared to practice.

[Underdog @Underdog]

BREAKING: Sporting Kansas City has emerged as the top MLS suitor for Mohamed Salah.

A move to the MLS is viewed as a longshot due to Salah's preference to stay in Europe and Saudi Pro League’s heavy interest; however, he remains open to a move to MLS, per @tombogert.

[MLB @MLB]

Tyler Tolbert ties an MLB record with hits in 12 straight at-bats!

[Rany Jazayerli @jazayerli]

If my sources are correct, this is just the 21st time in MLB history a team has scored in every at-bat (whether as the home or road team).

There have been 24 perfect games in MLB history.

So this is actually a more rare occurrence than a perfect game!

[Rany Jazayerli @jazayerli]

I'm still trying to process that the Royals scored a run in every inning of today's game.

That's an achievement far more rare than a no-hitter or a cycle. It's barely more likely than a perfect game.

Against a starter who was leading the NL in bWAR.

Baseball.

[Cactus Jack @BaronVonRaschke]

@MLB @Royals 21st time in major league history which is more rare than a perfect game which has happened 24 times.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

The Fourth of July game in THE SANDLOT (1993) is pure movie magic.

Kids playing baseball beneath a sky full of fireworks. One of the most iconic summer scenes ever put on film.

[I Josh You Not @DjJd23]

This is such a cool breakdown!

[MEDspiration @MEDspirationNFP]

#USMNT midfielder Malik Tillman may have just scored one of the most difficult free kicks in U.S. World Cup history.

Somebody give this man an honorary doctorate in physics.

Let’s break down the sport’s science ⚽️🔬⚖️

[I Josh You Not @DjJd23]

@georgebsocial @joekreiner Small correction, it's called Up in the Air. Great movie!

[KC Current @thekccurrent]

Once in a lifetime experience in KC.
A sea of oranje through downtown. 🤯

[Matt Miller @nfldraftscout]

https://t.co/UEybqAKQ8w

[I Josh You Not @DjJd23]

@DMC_Ryan Already took off work! Will you @DMC_Ryan ?

[ApexFii 🇺🇸🇬🇭 @fiifi_gh]

Only people who watch key and Peale understand 😆

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Dear Joe,
I wish I could sit down with you face to face and explain why so many of us were offended by the UFC fight on the South Lawn of the White House.
For me, it had nothing to do with the UFC or who showed up for the fights. The brand you and Dana have built is a bona fide American success story. More power to you. As for the fighters, in my book, anyone brave enough to put it all on the line in the arena is remarkable to witness. Their dedication and discipline inspire me. I don’t understand anyone who can’t admire that.
And as for the people who attended, I, for one, love Shane Gillis. I think he’s hilarious and brilliant. It was a show. A once-in-a-lifetime spectacle. I can’t blame anyone for wanting to witness it firsthand.
My problem is that I believe some of our public spaces are sacred. And unlike many of the great powers that came before us, these American monuments belong to all of us. Not to whoever happens to hold power at the moment.
The White House does not belong to Donald Trump. It does not belong to any President. It belongs to the people. To treat it as Caesar treated the Colosseum is antithetical to everything our founding fathers fought for.
This is not Rome. Presidents are not emperors doling out bread and circuses for the peasants. The White House is the People’s House. This “celebration” could have happened in any stadium within a stone’s throw of the South Lawn. No one would have had an issue with it.
But that was obviously Donald Trump’s whole point. By holding the event on the South Lawn, what he was saying to the rest of us is:
“This is my house. I own it. I will do with it what I please. I’ll build a colosseum and have the gladiators fight under my gaze. I’ll tear down the East Wing. I’ll pave over the Rose Garden. I’ll cover everything in gold and marble. I’ll erase the names of all the men who came before me.”
The fights were an exhibition of imperial domination, not a celebration of our 250th anniversary as a democracy.
The White House is not Buckingham Palace. It is not the Palace of Versailles. It is not the Forbidden City of Beijing. It does not belong to an emperor, or a king, or a commissar.
The White House belongs to us. All of us. The person who sits behind the Resolute Desk in the Oval Office is nothing more than an honored guest. A temporary caretaker.
The President is our servant. Not our Caesar.
Respectfully, Hunter

P.S. Cage match between me and Don Jr.? Your call on the venue. Anywhere but the South Lawn.

[B/R Gridiron @brgridiron]

Messi has more wins at Arrowhead stadium than Derek Carr 🤯

[I Josh You Not @DjJd23]

So cool, wish I was there!

[FOX Sports @FOXSports]

ABSOLUTE SCENES IN KANSAS CITY AS MESSI COMPLETES HIS HAT TRICK

[I Josh You Not @DjJd23]

@LAYS LaysFWC26

[✨️💖🤍Beloved🤍💖✨ @MoonGoddess_86]

I laughed WAY too hard at this.. 😂😂🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭 FELT!!! We ain't young no mo!!

[Dhee✨🌎 @UncleDhee]

This gave me chills like he’s my son 🥹

[I Josh You Not @DjJd23]

That's actually genius

[Benjamin Luk @benjaminluk]

This is Zach Cregger’s approach to first drafts as a screenwriter. It’s called “elfing”. He’s right. ✍🏼