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me maman las farmacias de ahorro

[jammy fammel @DjRisotto]

My bf’s mom: don’t worry about chopping the vegetables perfectly!

Me: wait so… just to be clear… I should NOT tie this task to my self worth?

My bf’s mom: exactly. It doesn’t matter at all.

Me: …I don’t get it.

[jammy fammel @DjRisotto]

@alfredo_svh 🙏🤢

[jammy fammel @DjRisotto]

@alfredo_svh Prefiero un ambiente en el que tengo la libertad de envenenarme con grasa y sal si quiero

[jammy fammel @DjRisotto]

@alfredo_svh Tan seguro estaba que me apostó “lo que FUERA”… pido anillo? 😎

[jammy fammel @DjRisotto]

@anabelem1113 @RealGDT @NetflixLAT Felicidades Anaaaaa 😍😍😍

[jammy fammel @DjRisotto]

Yo: cuál crees q prefiera- un anillo de plata o de oro?
Mi novio: plata. fue muy fácil. Hazme otra pregunta
Yo: mk, de cuál forma lo quiero?
Mi novio: redondo! si no es redondo como te lo vas a poner en el dedo…

[jammy fammel @DjRisotto]

We were taxiing (?) for so long istg I thought we were just gonna drive to Denver

[jammy fammel @DjRisotto]

me mudo a España en 10 días y hoy una llamada con el inmobiliario me confirmó lo que más temía— no entiendo ni una puta palabra del español español 🫠

[jammy fammel @DjRisotto]

Le dije a mi novio “haz lo que quieras” pero en tono de “no lo hagas” y el wey bn feliz me dijo “okeyy gracias” y se fue… estoy en shock

[jammy fammel @DjRisotto]

@IzLovingLife @_bigmatthewww Pretty sure it was 💕

[jammy fammel @DjRisotto]

@PepeNavaF Jajajajajaj fandom 💀

[jammy fammel @DjRisotto]

@ymmayer In need of a grounding meditation after witnessing Mino’s shin ramyun technique

[jammy fammel @DjRisotto]

@Azumarrill Yo…? 😬

[jammy fammel @DjRisotto]

@PepeNavaF Noooo q puto ascooo

[Sonya Bonczek @SonyaBonczek]

Been running into dads of my 3yo’s classmates and asking for their emails for his birthday party and so far 3 out of 3 dads have proceeded to give me their wives’ emails instead. This is now a social experiment.

[jammy fammel @DjRisotto]

@Azumarrill Sazón de Stv: putting the spice in your dull-ass lives

[jammy fammel @DjRisotto]

@Azumarrill JAJAJA

[Ellie Hall @ellievhall]

There are a bunch of teens out here protesting in front of the Supreme Court and they did NOT hold back on their signs.

[jammy fammel @DjRisotto]

Former Classroom Teacher Can’t Stop Crying Over This Tweet

[jammy fammel @DjRisotto]

Things I did today: almost passed out after spending too much time in the sun, made a miraculous comeback, and then bought a new guitar that I am not really sure about. Life is good 👍