Donald Zykan

[World Wide Technology @wwt_inc]

World Wide Technology CEO & Co-founder, @jimpkavanaugh, and WWT Founder & Chairman, David L. Steward, share some exciting news: we are officially named #24 on @FortuneMagazine #WorldsBestWorkplaces™ 2026 by @GPTW_US!

Thank you to all our employees - this isn't possible without you!

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@StatlineScout @aargip @rossjensen No, he's right. The model is flawed.

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@AlanGSportsTalk @StatlineScout Tells you all you need to know about "the model."

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@KevinWheeler94 Finally! Someone with common sense!

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@RedbirdFarmhand This isn't new news.

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@mdthomp_PLive Homerun derby. Always messes with the 2nd half. No one talks about it.

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@DMendy02 M. Golden, C. Tate, or D. Vele today?

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@calebnoble08 Management and philosophies finally changed. Yes, the rebuild should have happened sooner, but we didn't have the right people in charge at that time. This current plan is about rebuild and sustainability. A much better position to be in. Patience.

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@STLfan006457 Rainiel won't be up until 2028.

[ConservativeOkie_Patriot47 @Okie_Patriot46]

I need to make a very PUBLIC announcement on behalf of younger GenXers and older Millennials.

If you see someone in their 40s or 50s who seems a little boring now, I need you to understand something...

We already got it in.

Like...GOT. IT. IN.

We are not sitting home on a Friday night because we never knew how to have fun.
We are sitting home on a Friday night because we have seen enough.

We went to parties in houses that should have been condemned and were almost certainly owned by the local drug dealer.

We saw police lights and RAN and not across a nice, flat field.
INTO THE WOODS.

Do you understand the athleticism required to hurdle uprooted tree roots in platform shoes while simultaneously trying to keep your low-rise jeans from sliding completely off your ass?

And somehow...we never spilled the Zima. We never spilled the Boone’s Farm.

That was TALENT.

We slept on floors in strange houses because the designated driver either never showed up or, in a shocking turn of events, was drunker than everybody else.

There was no Uber, Life360 or Find My Friends.
There was just somebody named Mike saying, “I know a shortcut.”

And we FOLLOWED MIKE.

We closed down bars and then decided the night was still young, so we drove to Atlantic City, where we somehow managed to get drunk, sober up, get drunk again, sober up again and then get drunk a THIRD TIME before breakfast.

And according to our parents? We were at Michelle’s house.

Eating pizza and watching movies.

Michelle’s mother unknowingly covered for approximately 17 people every weekend. If there even was a Michelle.

We drank things called Purple Passion, Mad Dog 20/20 and whatever somebody mixed inside a giant plastic garbage can. Nobody asked what was in it. You grabbed a red Solo cup and trusted the process.

We went to clubs until the lights came on. Do you know the psychological damage of seeing a nightclub with the LIGHTS ON? Nothing good happens after those lights come on.

We danced for four straight hours in shoes that permanently altered the structure of our feet.

We made entire plans without cell phones...no texts, dropped pins or group chats...just an extremely questionable sense of direction.

We rode in cars with 11 people when the vehicle legally seated five. Someone was always sitting on someone. Someone was always in the hatchback.
And there was always one friend yelling, “DUCK!” when we passed a cop.

So yes...now we like being home.
We like sweatpants.
We like cancelling plans.
We like saying, “That sounds fun!” with absolutely no intention of attending.
We like restaurants at 5:30 because we can get a good table.
We like being home by 8:17.

And if someone texts at 9:30 PM and says, “What are you doing?”
Sleeping...we are sleeping.

Because this is not boring my friends...this is retirement.

We already played, partied and danced on the bar.
We already ran from the cops through a wooded area dressed like a Spice Girl.

We have stories that cannot be posted because there are still people with careers, marriages and reputations to protect. And thank GOD there were no camera phones.

So kids, when you look at your Gen X and older Millennial parents sitting peacefully on the couch watching Dateline at 8 PM and think:
“God, you guys are boring.”

Sweetheart...oh sweetheart.
You are looking at retired legends.

Put some respect on our names. We're probably the reason Life360 was invented.

xoxoxo (posted from someone else on FakeBook) 🤣 #genx #oldandtired

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@ThomasGauvain2 This proposal is a joke. Not even remotely close.

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@Rinedog1 Where's the down vote button when you need it.

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@The_Ryan_Shull Yeah man, everyone is.

[Riley Gaines @Riley_Gaines_]

God bless our first responders today and everyday

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@JohnSmithdtnt @StatlineScout Yeah, the model they use at STS is awful.

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@The_Ryan_Shull This post is a complete joke.

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@PatchPlays_ @The_Ryan_Shull No, it's because they are only 19 years old

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@dynastyinfo411 This isn't realistic

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@MLBPipeline @Cardinals And where did MLB have him ranked?